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Two blonde escorts fell down a hole in Navan. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
Paddy and mic were working away and paddy says to mic" mate im gona pretend im mad here so i can go home early. fuck it!"
starts climbing up the walls shouting ...."im a light bulb im a light bulb!"
foreman says" right you ....go home you're fuckin mad!"
next thing ...mic ....he starts packing up too
foreman says " where the fffffffffffuck do you think your goin?
mic says....." i aint workin in the dark! "
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It has been confirmed that the 2 murder victims found last night in downtown LA were indeed Tony the Tiger and the Honey Monster. LAPD issued a statement saying that they believe they may be dealing with a cereal killer !!
Are we there yet ?
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Very good Dirty Harry..
Barney Rubble (23-03-18), emmasweet (22-03-18), Forrest (22-03-18), MassiveFerguson (14-03-18), ORDINARYJOE (16-03-18)
A man boards and airplane and sits next to an attractive woman.
After a couple of minutes, the woman sneezes, and rather than wipe her nose with her tissue, she instead reaches between her legs and wipes her vagina.
The man is initially too embarrassed to say anything, but after the third time witnessing this, he quietly leans over and asks, "Is everything alright?"
The woman looks at him at says, "I'm sorry, but I have a rare condition that whenever I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
"Whoa!" the man exclaims, "That's pretty serious. What do you take for it?" The woman replies, "Pepper."
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