I would never say anything mean to you, but I don't mind if you want to give me a bit of spanking anywayOriginally Posted by emmasweet
What u mean,sir, u say that to me before .I remember, notty man
I would never say anything mean to you, but I don't mind if you want to give me a bit of spanking anywayWhat u mean,sir, u say that to me before .
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[QUOTE=Forrest;1617913]I would never say anything mean to you, but I don't mind if you want to give me a bit of spanking anyway
There are three signs of old age. The first is loss of memory. Can't remember the other two.
A young person told a senior citizen sitting next to him, that it was impossible for their generation to understand his. "You grew up in a different world,"
"Today we have television, jet planes, space travel, man has walked on the Moon, our spaceships have visited Mars, we even have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed processing ... and etc.."
The old geezer replied, "You're right. We didn't have those things when we were young; so we invented them, you little shit! What the hell are you doing for the next generation?"
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They had to phone the devil to get the priest out of the child.
They have changed the rules of chess. Now the Bishop can jump on anyone.
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What does toilet paper and the star ship enterprise got in common....
They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons....
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A guy is approached by a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I've got a special for you. I'll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words." The guy pulls his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three one hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint...my...house."
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