Joke of the day

[willie wacker]

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years.

Upon her return, her father cussed her, "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum through?"

The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff .... dad .... I became a prostitute ...."

"Ye what??!! Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family."

"OK, dad .... as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten-bedroom mansion, plus a savings certificate for $5 million.

For me little brother, this gold Rolex.

And for ye, daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside, plus a membership in the country club..." .... (takes a breath) ... "and an invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board me new yacht in the Riviera , and ....."

"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.

Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff .... a prostitute, dad! .... sniff, sniff."

"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old man a hug!"

I did that the page before
https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...he-day/page158 post 1578

[willie wacker]

[loveat1stfeel]

Could've posted this before....dont know but anyway......these two ladies were coming home from a night out and got caught short and went into the local graveyard to relieve them selves..one used her underwear to tidy herself up,the other used a wreath...the following night their two husbands were having a pint in the local and one says to the other "l think l'll have to keep an eye on my Mrs.... think she could be having an affair,she came home last night with no underwear on...you think thats bad said the other man..mine came home with a card stuck between the cheeks of her arse with "We'll never forget you from all the lads down at the Station " written on it.

[willie wacker]

[emmasweet]

[willie wacker]

A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.

"Hey, show us yer teets, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross."

Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Piss off, ya fookin' little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"

Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks, "Did that sound cross enough!!..

[willie wacker]

[nonpareil]

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[willie wacker]

[nonpareil]

The masochists among them will probably like that.