never lick yellow snow....jimbop did and look what happened to him
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never lick yellow snow....jimbop did and look what happened to him
"fuck off, you arent putting that thing inside of my own self, t'will never be the same again"................... 'tid a quote often said to me by ladies when i show them my erect member, before i do shoving it adin inside of them.............................. Id say
I'm a well hung chap, hung like a bastard says i.
“This is the final test of a gentleman: his respect for those who can be of no possible service to him”
Captain J...
"Courtesy costs nothing, yet buys things that are priceless." - Respect for all Escorts at all times!...
Captain Jack Sparrow - I make water wet
Thank you Ladies for the good times x..
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Secretary not made permanaent until screwed on desk
Also, woman that cooks carrots and peas in same pot not hygenic
- Confucious
The Gods are just, and of our pleasant vices
Make instruments to plague us
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"To be is to do"
- Jean Paul Sartre
"To do is to be"
- Friedrich Nietzsche
"Doo be doo be doo be doo"
- Frank Sinatra
The Gods are just, and of our pleasant vices
Make instruments to plague us
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And what is good, Phaedrus
And what is not good –
Need we ask anyone to tell us these things? – Plato c. 370 BC
The Gods are just, and of our pleasant vices
Make instruments to plague us
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My grandfather's alleged last words.
"Achtung Minfeld!" - That's welcome to Munich I think lads..
Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.
I think you mean : Achtung Minenfeld!!!!Originally Posted by punterminator
"The tragedy of our day is the climate of fear in which we live and fear breeds repression."
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I wasn't there.
Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.
I was.....lovely city
my favourite quote is:
"The tragedy of our day is the climate of fear in which we live and fear breeds repression."
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