Client appraisals, get yourself some street cred

**MR JOLLY** · 16-05-10, 01:02

Originally Posted by Elle of Edinburgh

mjayyyyyyyyy

your goodself and criticism shall never cross paths hunnie i'll make sure of that

Elle xx

Aw babe..... miss u loads and your still looking out for me..... shucks

**rover** · 16-05-10, 10:35

Originally Posted by Elle of Edinburgh

Ta babe anyone who has seen me and wants some feedback get in touch

All submitted hunnie just waiting for HWM to get his finger oot and add it

Elle xx

Thanks for the review Elle, I like it, it was just a little bit early in the morning for me to figure out the electrical appliances bit, it'll cum to me later.

**Alana** · 16-05-10, 13:07

Originally Posted by rover

Thanks for the review Elle, I like it, it was just a little bit early in the morning for me to figure out the electrical appliances bit, it'll cum to me later.

Here's a clue Rover, never mix

with electricity or you will end up

Elle

xx

**rover** · 16-05-10, 15:37

Originally Posted by Elle of Edinburgh

Here's a clue Rover, never mix

with electricity or you will end up

Elle

xx

Oh, er, I see what you mean.

**nicegirlsarenice** · 17-05-10, 00:20

But what if you're an ugly cunt who sucks at sex and the escorts all hate you?

Do you not think it might turn into like an adult dating website.... with the hottest escorts getting the hottest punters....? I mean... is this not the one opportunity a person who doesn't get tail gets the hottest stuff around?

You know what I mean... suddenly it would be the social scene all over again.

And it just seems well... unfair. This was supposed to be the one level playing field.

The reason I'm asking is there's a friend I'm concerned about...

**Rayden** · 17-05-10, 00:39

surely if youve got the cash an escort wont turn you down based on looks.

**kerry lad in town** · 17-05-10, 07:25

Originally Posted by Rayden

surely if youve got the cash an escort wont turn you down based on looks.

i am sure escorts have standards money in hand or not.

**kerry lad in town** · 17-05-10, 07:51

what about if we send in our CV

Curriculum Vitae
of
Kerry Lad In Town

Personal Information

Name: Kerry Lad in Town

Address: In the heart of Kerry,

Home Number: 999

E-mailkerryladintown@gmail.com

Date of Birth: Away Back before the internet

Marital Status: married

Academic Record

DESCRIPTION

YEARS ATTENDED

NAME

Primary

1991-2000

Budding School

Secondary

2000-2005

Advance School of Life

Further education

A Year in E-I (Escort Ireland)

**rover** · 17-05-10, 09:23

[QUOTE=nicegirlsarenice;217539]But what if you're an ugly cunt who sucks at sex and the escorts all hate you?

Awe come on now nicegirls, I'm not that ugly, useless at sex and the escorts all laugh at me. (They don't hate me).

**Alyssa Jenkins** · 17-05-10, 09:56

I think this is a good idea and if the guys like it then why not. Great idea elle xxxx

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