OK, Ladies, I am looking for a female escort in Dublin who will provide an unusual service for me.

Please, I do not want anyone to laugh at me for requesting something this weird but more importantly, I would ask any escort to think long and hard about this request before agreeing to it.

I have found it very easy to find escorts who will agree to provide this service but then when we really get down to it, 80% of those who agree to provide this service fail to do so. (I have been counting.)

So, please, only step up to the plate if you are sure that you are one of the special few.

OK, here it is:

I want to phone the number in your profile and ask to make an appointment to see you the next day.

You will say yes and then agree a time with me and tell me where to come to see you.

I'll then send you a text to confirm the details and then, an hour before the appointment, I will send you another text to confirm that I am on the way.

Now, this is the tricky part, this is where almost all escorts fail to deliver:

I arrive at the time and place that we agreed and phone up again.

You now answer the phone, give me directions to your apartment, you let me in, you take my money and provide the service that you offer in your profile.

I know that it is a weird thing to expect and it hardly ever seems to be available in Dublin.

In Germany, every escort just does it and seems to think that it is a perfectly natural and healthy thing for a client to desire but not here. So, is anyone up for this?