What is the weirdest thing that a client has brought with him?

[rover]

Rover better watch ougt unless he wants the bday humps off that thing.

Weirdest thing someone brought, who knows, Im just waiting to see if some one paid the going rate for an hour in coppers. There is bound to be one chancer here

That is me, did you not recognise me, good looking and muscular, the escorts love a dirty dog with a big mickey.

[Dirty Harry]

Apart from likeing metal, sprouting shite like that and usually being sozzeled nine ways from sundays on German beer, what rep?

sorry i aint got time for this shit right now but you will be hearing from me later oh yeah dude you take care now doozer

[Doozer]

I always do Harry

[Dirty Harry]

I always do Harry

glad to hear it i have to go now talk later amigo