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Can masturbation help me to lose weight?
I've put on a gut I'm trying to lose weight without cutting out treats so if I pull my mickey more than my usual twice a day do u think this will help me to lose weight they say u lose 100-150 calories each time u masturbate sher I'll be burning off more calories makes sense doesn't it ?
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sorry EP but if you really wan't to loose weight you must start with a good diet and some hard exercise then you won't have as much energy to play the 5 knuckle shuffleOriginally Posted by Experienced Punter esq
I've put on a gut I'm trying to lose weight without cutting out treats so if I pull my mickey more than my usual twice a day do u think this will help me to lose weight they say u lose 100-150 calories each time u masturbate sher I'll be burning off more calories makes sense doesn't it ?
Be careful you don't lose your mickey aswell!I've put on a gut I'm trying to lose weight without cutting out treats so if I pull my mickey more than my usual twice a day do u think this will help me to lose weight they say u lose 100-150 calories each time u masturbate sher I'll be burning off more calories makes sense doesn't it ?
To loose weigth eliminate 500 calories from your daily diet. If this doesnt work ramp in up to 750. The ideal ammount of weight loss is about 2ibs per week (give or take a bit each week) without your body eating itself up. Unless you a very overweight aim for 2 ibs per week.I've put on a gut I'm trying to lose weight without cutting out treats so if I pull my mickey more than my usual twice a day do u think this will help me to lose weight they say u lose 100-150 calories each time u masturbate sher I'll be burning off more calories makes sense doesn't it ?
Westside.
You can't get rid of fat off one part of your body, it doesn't work like that. Ab crunches, sit ups.. all useless.
As West said, you have to create a deficit each day of 1000 calories to lose the weight from all over.
• 500 calories less through diet (that is not as tough as it sounds)
• 500 calories burnt through exercise (again, that's not a lot)
This will result in you losing 1/1.5 lbs a week.
Small but manageable - results in five to six weeks.
You could also just drag the mickey off yourself for a couple of hours a day like the others have suggested
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With respect, there is no set way to do anything. There are numerous diets / health plans and many, MANY people will give evidence of what works for them, but may not work for others. Eat healthy and get exercise - good luck to all!You can't get rid of fat off one part of your body, it doesn't work like that. Ab crunches, sit ups.. all useless.
As West said, you have to create a deficit each day of 1000 calories to lose the weight from all over.
• 500 calories less through diet (that is not as tough as it sounds)
• 500 calories burnt through exercise (again, that's not a lot)
This will result in you losing 1/1.5 lbs a week.
Small but manageable - results in five to six weeks.
You could also just drag the mickey off yourself for a couple of hours a day like the others have suggested
Though we are not now that strength which in old days moved earth and heaven; that which we are, we are; one equal temper of heroic hearts, made weak by time and fate, but strong in will to strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.
Wank until you drop.I've put on a gut I'm trying to lose weight without cutting out treats so if I pull my mickey more than my usual twice a day do u think this will help me to lose weight they say u lose 100-150 calories each time u masturbate sher I'll be burning off more calories makes sense doesn't it ?
You know what they say, "A Wank a Day" keeps the Doctor Away". 4 wanks a day and you'll have to go to the doctor to treat a sore mickey.I've put on a gut I'm trying to lose weight without cutting out treats so if I pull my mickey more than my usual twice a day do u think this will help me to lose weight they say u lose 100-150 calories each time u masturbate sher I'll be burning off more calories makes sense doesn't it ?
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my friend says he lost weight by pulling his mickey while on his treadmill wouldn't suit me though...
tell you what m8, that sounds dangerous. doing that could end in tears.
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