But how would they classify a winnner? Length? Girth? Duration of ejaculation? Distance of ejaculation?Originally Posted by Doozer
I may have considered this too much......
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But how would they classify a winnner? Length? Girth? Duration of ejaculation? Distance of ejaculation?
I may have considered this too much......
Though we are not now that strength which in old days moved earth and heaven; that which we are, we are; one equal temper of heroic hearts, made weak by time and fate, but strong in will to strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.
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I think you may have
ok phsyical attributes dont count
Either distance covered
volume
or if one could be hooked up to a sort of orgasim machaine whoever achieves the bigger one
You can't get rid of fat off one part of your body, it doesn't work like that. Ab crunches, sit ups.. all useless.
As West said, you have to create a deficit each day of 1000 calories to lose the weight from all over.
• 500 calories less through diet (that is not as tough as it sounds)
• 500 calories burnt through exercise (again, that's not a lot)
This will result in you losing 1/1.5 lbs a week.
Small but manageable - results in five to six weeks.
You could also just drag the mickey off yourself for a couple of hours a day like the others have suggested
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No machines - that's the same as steroids IMO.
Natural chuck. But no registered pornstars, that's like the US Dream Team in basketball. Still, they lost, so.......
Though we are not now that strength which in old days moved earth and heaven; that which we are, we are; one equal temper of heroic hearts, made weak by time and fate, but strong in will to strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.
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With respect, there is no set way to do anything. There are numerous diets / health plans and many, MANY people will give evidence of what works for them, but may not work for others. Eat healthy and get exercise - good luck to all!You can't get rid of fat off one part of your body, it doesn't work like that. Ab crunches, sit ups.. all useless.
As West said, you have to create a deficit each day of 1000 calories to lose the weight from all over.
• 500 calories less through diet (that is not as tough as it sounds)
• 500 calories burnt through exercise (again, that's not a lot)
This will result in you losing 1/1.5 lbs a week.
Small but manageable - results in five to six weeks.
You could also just drag the mickey off yourself for a couple of hours a day like the others have suggested
Though we are not now that strength which in old days moved earth and heaven; that which we are, we are; one equal temper of heroic hearts, made weak by time and fate, but strong in will to strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.
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Obviously no prorn starts its an ameture event
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Indeed - good point.
Though we are not now that strength which in old days moved earth and heaven; that which we are, we are; one equal temper of heroic hearts, made weak by time and fate, but strong in will to strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.
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Now if it took off we could the have World Cup Wanking and go through Qualifiers ala the real world cup. 32 national wankers take part and try to claim the wanking title, of biggest wanker in the world
Maybe now I know why I never put on weight!! All those gym visits are paying off.
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if masturbation did help you loose weight i would be like a skeleton now
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