I love it when my enemies do me a favour!

[Auntie Pat]

congratulations auntie pat ..you have the finest set of gums for your age and like i asid before a great chin to rest a pair of balls on....

You can rest'em there if you like Harry but be warned



I bite

[Auntie Pat]

I like older women too Auntie Pat, especially the ones with no teeth, they give wonderful owo.

alas no dogs allowed at my retirement home, pity as you would have loved my obedience training. SSSSSSSSITTTTTT !!!!!!!!!! Yasmina has nothing on my dom technique



You'd enjoy munching on this tough old boot.

[Dirty Harry]

You can rest'em there if you like Harry but be warned



I bite

attention punters auntie pat pat has a nice set of gums for hire anyone want to have a go before me..i'm sure she wont bite go on who is first

[Auntie Pat]

attention punters auntie pat pat has a nice set of gums for hire anyone want to have a go before me..i'm sure she wont bite go on who is first

that won't work as I have an involuntary bite reflex that can happen when I least expect it. You'd be as safe being first to sample my delights as the last, bit of a lottery so are you man enough Harry ? ?? 20% discount if you help me back to my rocking chair afterwards.

[Dirty Harry]

that won't work as I have an involuntary bite reflex that can happen when I least expect it. You'd be as safe being first to sample my delights as the last, bit of a lottery so are you man enough Harry ? ?? 20% discount if you help me back to my rocking chair afterwards.

well the question is do i feel lucky ....yes i think i should be pretty safe with you auntie pat go ahead make my day gum harrys plums