and the penny finally drops.......

[wanted the best 69]

ohhhhhhhhhh ouch,

[ber]

Had a date with an escort recently where i felt i was missing something.Walking home from the encounter i tried to put it together.It wasnt that the room was dimly lit with candles,or that her striptease was arkward[god bless her she could just have no rythmn]it wasnt because she had false boobs thats pretty common nowadays,it could be because she had large hands but then the penny dropped has i rubbed my burning cheek,she was a very aggressive kisser which left me with the hint of beard rash.......i just had sex with a post op TV....

Well there is an up side to everything u can rest easy knowing she deff isnt pregnant

[Ric Hardgear]

At least name and shame, save some other poor sod the same experience.....its not wrong as long as you didn't enjoy it... you didn't did you?

just dont book a south american who hides her face and has big hands

[ber]

just dont book a south american who hides her face and has big hands

Do u use a satellite link when u make a booking? because how else would u see him/her?

[punterminator]

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[Noah]

i'm off to watch the crying game..

[WhenLoveComesToTown]

Does the Escort in question advertise as a TV or TS ?
Did you just miss that or did she leave that part out in her profile?

[Forrest]

Nope didnt leave a review dont really know how to considering i just paid money to have sex with an exguy,struggling with my sexuality ,so firmly pondering my feelings in a locked closet

You just have to grit your teeth and type. Let's see the profile too.... I hate beard rash.

[piggi]

.....i just had sex with a post op TV....

Yikes!

I suppose it's better than sex with a PRE-OP TV

[rover]

What I can't understand is that some of these Ladies are absolutely gorgeous, why in Gods' name would they want an 8 to 10 inch dick transplanted on for? Are they actually women or were they originally female? Can anybody tell me.