Housewife

[Rockman]

Not sure what Housewife is saying in her intro. is it find all the secrets and mystery or does she mean misery.

Like the little flash of glam. on Saturday, nearly worth a visit just for the fun of it.

[youngandhard]

its real original i have to say so its pretty good

[thehighwayman]

It's good but isn't that the reason some guys go to escorts to get away from the wife

[carlos marvado]

If you asked for a outcall, would she clean up your place?

Or will she just moan about the state of the place and refuse sex till you have it spic and span?

Brother Doozer, I kid you not, I had a little lady over from Romania for 5 days to help me celibrate the New Year with a bang as it were. She was one of the tidiest women I have ever encountered. The evenings that we ate in, she always insisted on doing the dishes before we retired to bed. I was always telling her that it would do in the morning, but hell no, she insisted on having everything spic and span before we engaged in other activities. When I look at the state of the house sometimes, I really miss that little lady.........told her she was more than welcome to stay and make the arrangement more permanent.

[carlos marvado]

Better with the rollers in - more to hold onto.

And it is a good idea and good fun, but goes to show anyone can advertise....

The best part of the housewifeexperience is when you come home late from the pub after a skinfull of beer and she greets you at the door with the curlers in and the frying pan or rolling pin in her hand.........now that's pretty authentic role play......."your tea's gone cold and I'm off to bed with a headache....you can sleep in the spare room because I'm locking my door!" Try arguing with that and she'll lay you out cold with the frying pan.

[westcorklad]

Brother Doozer, I kid you not, I had a little lady over from Romania for 5 days to help me celibrate the New Year with a bang as it were. She was one of the tidiest women I have ever encountered. The evenings that we ate in, she always insisted on doing the dishes before we retired to bed. I was always telling her that it would do in the morning, but hell no, she insisted on having everything spic and span before we engaged in other activities. When I look at the state of the house sometimes, I really miss that little lady.........told her she was more than welcome to stay and make the arrangement more permanent.

Did she charge extra for washing the dishes?

[carlos marvado]

Did she charge extra for washing the dishes?

No, it was her version of watersports and was included in the basic price.........I was sorely tempted to introduce her to the vacuum cleaner.

[BruceAlmighty]

The best part of the housewifeexperience is when you come home late from the pub after a skinfull of beer and she greets you at the door with the curlers in and the frying pan or rolling pin in her hand.........now that's pretty authentic role play......."your tea's gone cold and I'm off to bed with a headache....you can sleep in the spare room because I'm locking my door!" Try arguing with that and she'll lay you out cold with the frying pan.

Lol - a rolling pin is probably more traditional, but it's all good.

[Milfminx]

and then ask you to stick on the kittle for a cupa.and when it comes time to get into bed she will get a headache all in a day for a housewife.

Give her two panadol with the cuppa kerrylad ............................... just in case of a headache later

xxx
Milfminx