The seven pizzas of yellow trout's Toyota poopy barnacles

[ladiesman217]

You cunts: We thought you were on hiatus?
LDM: I am, but I needed to vent and there's no better audience to suffer it than you useless cunts.

- GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE LEO VARADKAR, WHEREVER THE FUCK YOU GO, MAKE SURE TO MAKE IT A ONE WAY TICKET! If you have a single OUNCE of humanity in you, you will take every one of your fellow treasonous cretins with you, EVERY ONE OF YOU HAVING SOLD OUT YOUR OWN COUNTRY BY TRYING TO APPEASE THE WEF, THE EU, AND URSULA VON DER LEYEN HERSELF! HELL IS TOO GOOD FOR YOU FUCKING MAGGOTS!!!!!

- All you sad gossipy cunts happy about Kate now, eh? Noses so fucking big that you needed to know every fucking detail? A young mother with a young family, recently diagnosed with the biggest killer on the planet, but oh no, of course it's your fucking business. DO US ALL A FAVOUR AND FUCK OFF WITH VARADKAR ET AL TO HELL, YOU SAD PATHETIC LITTLE GREMLINS!

- Putin... good old Putin... The most famous dictator in the world today, and he "wins" another term as president..... And yet I must ask........ WHY HASN'T SOMEONE PUT THIS TYRANT 6 FEET UNDER YET?? But it's okay though. It's not like innocent Russians are fired/killed/etc in their own country if they dare to oppose their lord and master. What was the results of the election, something like a 78% majority? YEAH, AND I'VE GOT FUCKING 6 PACK ABS AND A 12 INCH COCK! GO FUCK YOURSELF PUTIN, AND EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PERSON THAT WORKS WITH YOU IN IMPRISONING YOUR OWN FUCKING COUNTRY! And then of course there's the shit with Ukraine... Whatever, JOIN THE FUCKING VENGA BUS TO GOD KNOWS WHERE WITH THE IRISH TRAITORS ABOVE! Better yet, SEND YOURSELF THERE!

- Palestine and Israel... no agreement to a ceasefire..... Why? Are you afraid that you'll lose money when selling weapons to them? No such thing as too much money eh? THROW YOURSELVES OFF THE FUCKING EIFFEL TOWER, THE LOT OF YOU, AND MAKE SURE TO STRAP DYNAMITE ON A TIMER TO YOUR BODIES ON THE SMALL CHANCES THAT YOU SURVIVE THE LANDING!! Actually, that can be applied to ALL of the above.

- Hundreds and thousands of other examples of humanity's INFINITE levels of stupidity that I can't be bothered mentioning... "The most intelligent animals on Earth". HA, GOOD FUCKING JOKE!!

And people wonder why I despise them...............

- Barney Rubble. I still hate you. Actually I hate ALL of you, but him the most. Cunt.


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You cunts: Feel better now?
LDM: Nope. That can only happen upon my death.....

*goes back into hiatus*