Dropped Eye lids? Lips Puckering? Were ye having a Nightcap with Daffy Duck?. Will ye cum off it and stop acting the Gobshite.
Dropped Eye lids? Lips Puckering? Were ye having a Nightcap with Daffy Duck?. Will ye cum off it and stop acting the Gobshite.
EscortInspector (25-02-24)
64west (25-02-24)
Ah Tommy - have to disagree on this one - I'm very regular regards to my one shit per day first thing in the morning and boy oh boy - if it pops out (rock hard - and I hear that "lovely" PLOP - then I'm a happy Teddy Bear for the rest of the day - AND - if it's that good, the bonus is not having to wipe my arse!!!! Go on.................I'll be slaughtered here!
ladiesman217 (26-02-24)
beautyaddict (25-02-24), ladiesman217 (26-02-24)
God you must be so miserable. Take a leaf out of LDM's book: don't worry about pissing anyone off by being yourself or being afraid to speak your mind. That's where we separate the strong from the weak! Freedom's the game, and I'm an ace player!
Yeah okay I lost it there with that last bit... too much of an adrenaline rush from those magic mushrooms. Still...
I'm a unicorn baby, ONE OF A KIND! And I ain't gonna apologise to no-one for that, bitch. Anyone that don't like me can direct their complaints to my fat hairy ass!
Cos even I don't want to go there... jesus... scary place.........
ladiesman217: April 2009 to April 2024
Goodbye
bmw528 (26-02-24)
Incidentally... I think I might have a career in writing romance novels... or porn director.........
ladiesman217: April 2009 to April 2024
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bmw528 (26-02-24)
EscortInspector (26-02-24)