World's Most Stupid Cunts Awards

[ladiesman217]

Welcome ladies and gentlecunts, to the annual 'World's Most Stupid Cunts Awards' show! Tonight, you have the opportunity to choose this year's winner of this amazing award. Remember, the nominees for this prestigious awards aren't just your normal stupid cunts. No no, here we have the privilege of witnessing a group of people who completely took the definition to such heights, that it created an entirely new universe!! So without further ado, let's introduce our nominees!!!!!

1) Just-Stop-Oil Protestors

There's a way and means to everything, but these wackos went the complete wrong direction! Protesting is good, but you ain't gonna be winning any supporters to your cause by pissing off the average Jane and Joe! Stopping traffic, making yourself look like orange dildos while invading sporting events, and being so fucking dense that you don't realise that near every item of clothing you wear, all your signs, and pretty much everything you own contains plastic! Give it up ladies and gents, for our first nominee!

2) Flat-Earthers

A group that needs no introduction; offering perhaps possible actual scientific evidence that the human brain is indeed devolving!! What more can I say? Put your hands together, for the FLAT-EARTHERRRRRRS!

3) Vegans

To be fair, I don't mean all vegans. Just that typical small minority of a group that takes everything to the extreme. All ideologies have their fair share! But these mega-vegans' ignorance transcends all known achievable levels ever met by human kind before! Do they really think that no animals are ever killed from farming all their fruits and vegetables? Anything from plowing the fields, harvesting the crops, fertilising and weed control. All those poor little rodents, bugs and countless more. All squished! But then we see, that they in fact see that an animal has to have a certain level of cuteness before they care if it has to die to feed us all? Not hypocritical at all! Hate to break it to you peeps, but plants are living things too you know! Made of DNA the same as you and me! They may not be as mobile as us, but life is life after all! Won't somebody think of the plants?? VEGANS EVERYBODY!!!

4) Feminists

Now I don't mean actual feminists, I'm all for true feminism, i.e. equality, which is what the actual real feminists fought for for decades. But not equity, that's what modern false-feminism is all about, or feminazism as I call it. 'Anything a man can do, a woman can do'. Yeah, no... We're different forms of the same species ladies, we are physiologically different the same as pretty much every other mammal - usually some sort of sexual dimorphism, no matter how big or small, exists in most mammal species at least, let alone other animal classes. Gender quotes eh? Okay. Where's the gender quotas for brick laying? Plumbing? Yada yada yada. Let's flip the tables. Where's the gender quotas for nursing? For childcare? Nah, you just want to have your cake and eat it too, don't you? Misandry 101! There should be equality in human rights, but we'll never be equal biologically! That's just common sense ladies! Which sadly isn't too common these days, ironically... YAY FEMINAZIS!

5) Racists

We've saved the best for last. A group that cares only about the cover, and doesn't even think to consider the content! Need I say anything about these clowns?

Actually? You know what? I think racists are a shoe in aren't they? As absolutely stupid as the other ones are, I don't think anyone can actually beat racists as far as being the most stupid cunts in the world, eh? Okay, we'll discount the racists. And now the award will be for:



THE 2ND MOST STUPID CUNTS IN THE WORLD!

Our final fifth entry is:

5) LDM-onites!
I feel a definition is in order.

LDM-onite (noun)
- A person whom enjoys and likes comments posted by that crazed lunatic ladiesman217, aka LDM.

After careful consideration, i think our 5th entry literally speaks for itself!!



THE POLLS ARE OPEN FOLKS! IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO MAKE HISTORY! YOU GET TO DECIDE WHO IS:

THE SECOND MOST STUPID CUNTS IN THE WORLD!!!!!

[ladiesman217]

Actually I changed my mind. I want to vote for the LDM-onites!

F*cking flat-Earthers though...............

[Barney Rubble]

Ah but there are so many more dumb fucks that deserve a mention -

1, Donald Trump or more to the point his voters and supporters.

2, Boris Johnson and.... same as above. Includes all Brexit voters.

3, DUP and their voters - again refer to Brexit voters above.

4, Anyone who speaks American. I don't mean people from the US of A - Well there are quite a number of them in number 1 above. I mean Irish people who speak like they grew up on the set of Friends. OMG ! Who the fuck actually says that ? It's easier to say Oh My God. Or fuck this caper !

[IAmLIAm]

Ah but there are so many more dumb fucks that deserve a mention -

1, Donald Trump or more to the point his voters and supporters.

2, Boris Johnson and.... same as above. Includes all Brexit voters.

3, DUP and their voters - again refer to Brexit voters above.

4, Anyone who speaks American. I don't mean people from the US of A - Well there are quite a number of them in number 1 above. I mean Irish people who speak like they grew up on the set of Friends. OMG ! Who the fuck actually says that ? It's easier to say Oh My God. Or fuck this caper !

To be fair, your 1,2,3 do tend to have a lot of LDM's 5 - Racists

[EscortInspector]

[TommyH123]

has to be flat earthers, on their own website it stated they had members all around the globe

[BarryD]

Welcome ladies and gentlecunts, to the annual 'World's Most Stupid Cunts Awards' show! Tonight, you have the opportunity to choose this year's winner of this amazing award. Remember, the nominees for this prestigious awards aren't just your normal stupid cunts. No no, here we have the privilege of witnessing a group of people who completely took the definition to such heights, that it created an entirely new universe!! So without further ado, let's introduce our nominees!!!!!

1) Just-Stop-Oil Protestors

There's a way and means to everything, but these wackos went the complete wrong direction! Protesting is good, but you ain't gonna be winning any supporters to your cause by pissing off the average Jane and Joe! Stopping traffic, making yourself look like orange dildos while invading sporting events, and being so fucking dense that you don't realise that near every item of clothing you wear, all your signs, and pretty much everything you own contains plastic! Give it up ladies and gents, for our first nominee!

2) Flat-Earthers

A group that needs no introduction; offering perhaps possible actual scientific evidence that the human brain is indeed devolving!! What more can I say? Put your hands together, for the FLAT-EARTHERRRRRRS!

3) Vegans

To be fair, I don't mean all vegans. Just that typical small minority of a group that takes everything to the extreme. All ideologies have their fair share! But these mega-vegans' ignorance transcends all known achievable levels ever met by human kind before! Do they really think that no animals are ever killed from farming all their fruits and vegetables? Anything from plowing the fields, harvesting the crops, fertilising and weed control. All those poor little rodents, bugs and countless more. All squished! But then we see, that they in fact see that an animal has to have a certain level of cuteness before they care if it has to die to feed us all? Not hypocritical at all! Hate to break it to you peeps, but plants are living things too you know! Made of DNA the same as you and me! They may not be as mobile as us, but life is life after all! Won't somebody think of the plants?? VEGANS EVERYBODY!!!

4) Feminists

Now I don't mean actual feminists, I'm all for true feminism, i.e. equality, which is what the actual real feminists fought for for decades. But not equity, that's what modern false-feminism is all about, or feminazism as I call it. 'Anything a man can do, a woman can do'. Yeah, no... We're different forms of the same species ladies, we are physiologically different the same as pretty much every other mammal - usually some sort of sexual dimorphism, no matter how big or small, exists in most mammal species at least, let alone other animal classes. Gender quotes eh? Okay. Where's the gender quotas for brick laying? Plumbing? Yada yada yada. Let's flip the tables. Where's the gender quotas for nursing? For childcare? Nah, you just want to have your cake and eat it too, don't you? Misandry 101! There should be equality in human rights, but we'll never be equal biologically! That's just common sense ladies! Which sadly isn't too common these days, ironically... YAY FEMINAZIS!

5) Racists

We've saved the best for last. A group that cares only about the cover, and doesn't even think to consider the content! Need I say anything about these clowns?

Actually? You know what? I think racists are a shoe in aren't they? As absolutely stupid as the other ones are, I don't think anyone can actually beat racists as far as being the most stupid cunts in the world, eh? Okay, we'll discount the racists. And now the award will be for:



THE 2ND MOST STUPID CUNTS IN THE WORLD!

Our final fifth entry is:

5) LDM-onites!
I feel a definition is in order.

LDM-onite (noun)
- A person whom enjoys and likes comments posted by that crazed lunatic ladiesman217, aka LDM.

After careful consideration, i think our 5th entry literally speaks for itself!!



THE POLLS ARE OPEN FOLKS! IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO MAKE HISTORY! YOU GET TO DECIDE WHO IS:

THE SECOND MOST STUPID CUNTS IN THE WORLD!!!!!

when I saw the title of the thread I was sure IDF or at least one of his handle(s) be mentioned in here
IDF-onites

[Larrii]

Just stop oilers - they want to change you and your life, while they wear and use stuff made out of oil.

All the others are mad, but in their own headspace.

[TonyB]

I'm just glad I dodged being on the poll.

[Stephanie]

I'm just glad I dodged being on the poll.

You alright x

There’s no room for you on this poll xx