The Red Chair - Walk or Flip

[Thoreau]

At the end of the Graham Norton show (BBC 1) there is a Red Chair final section whereby a "guest" tells a short story and if Graham likes it (or the person) then the guest can walk from the chair or be flipped over at any stage because it's crap!!! My story if I was on this show would be as follows: There I was, aged 13 years old (1971) and was cycling to my friend's place at the beginning of the school holidays, when I had a terrible accident whereby I had dislocated my hip and was hospitalised for most the of the holidays. Anyway, some time after when I came round from the operation a lovely nurse came up to me, (with a bottle) and kindly asked me if I "needed to spend a penny"!!! - and being so naive, I replied " oh Nurse, but I don't have any money"!!! Up to you - flip or walk.

[Palatine]

[Thoreau]

Many thanks Palatine - picture paints a thousand words! Would not be tech savvy to post this!

[IrishSarahBarra]

I can't for the life of me think of a story.

[Thoreau]

I can't for the life of me think of a story.

GO ON - if anyone can tell a "Jackanory Story" then it's you!!!!!

[Clubcard]

Im not being harsh here but.......Surly since 1971 you've done something funnier.

[TommyH123]

Im not being harsh here but.......Surly since 1971 you've done something funnier.

i've done funnier this week

[Clubcard]

i've done funnier this week

I was so tired this morning I put my shoes on before my jeans..... I chuckled

That's before I even got outa bed

[Thoreau]

Im not being harsh here but.......Surly since 1971 you've done something funnier.

True but they wouln't be believable!!!