I agree with Dirty Harry, i also love visiting escorts in hotels but i do feel a bit 'watched' some times.
Went to see a lovely escort last week at DubliN Airport, a girl i know well, i text her to ask where she was and she said she was in The ***** Hotel. I told her i'd meet her at 1.15pm that afternoon. That was all fine. I got to the airport in good time. Got to the airport at about 12.55pm, went in to the toilet, came out and sat in the reception area playing with my phone, that didn't draw any attention, waited for the all clear from the girl. Then it was 1.10pm, i said to myself 'not long left now'. I sent her a message to say what number room was she in, and that i was downstairs and ready whenever she was. The message was sent, and i thought i would have a look at my inbox messages to see if she had left the room number aswell. All she said was 'I'm in the ***** Hotel', that seemed all perfect, until i realised I was in the fuckin ****** hotel!!!!! FUCK!!! I couldn't believe what a muppet i was. I even passed by the ******** Hotel on the way into the airport, and for those of u who know the area, the **** location deleted *****. I couldn't believe it. I went outside and waved down a taxi which was passing and he brought me to the ********. Took about 5 mins to get to it. By now it was about 1.12 or 1.13pm, and the phone went off, it was a message from the girl with the room number. I just text her back and said that i'll be there in 5 mins. She said that was fine.
It was all a big laugh and a joke when i told her what happened but i just couldn't believe what a tit i had been. Instead of being nice and early and relaxed for the appointment, i was 5 mins late and bursting my b****cks to get to this girl quickly. I was at the wrong fuckin hotel. And i thought i was doing well cos i'm always just about bang on time, well usually 4 or 5 mins late for my appointments with the girls, and the only time i was 15mins early i turned out to be 5mins late
What a gobshite!