Masc, I’m easy. All I need is the company of a gorgeous woman, 2 and half minutes later we’re scroll through Netflix.
Others get too easily carried away with “gateway fetishes”. It starts with feet, 2 months later you need (I’ll never google it) pink sock fetishes to just get hard.. I don’t get it.
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You must be joking - I can barely tie my shoe laces without having a hernia! If I tried self sucking I'd probably end up with a pink sock !Originally Posted by bmw528
And he never mentioned your favourite either, Self Sucking.
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Go with the Bill Hicks one "Women, you might your man wouldn't do it if he could, but let me tell you, if every man could do it, you would be here alone tonight, watching an empty stage".You must be joking - I can barely tie my shoe laces without having a hernia! If I tried self sucking I'd probably end up with a pink sock !
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And he never mentioned your favourite either, Self Sucking.You must be joking - I can barely tie my shoe laces without having a hernia! If I tried self sucking I'd probably end up with a pink sock !
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Feet are so nice. I can't tell you why I like them but I just do
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Well I think everyone would be in agreement that it would be an nice little extra surprise for Barney if he woke up on Christmas morning with the option of being able to suck himself.
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Last edited by bmw528; 07-12-23 at 20:54. Reason: Father Christmas works in mysterious ways. After all Christmas is a time that we should all cum together
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Now I know what to get you for Christmas Barney, I'm gonna get you 2 hours with this lady:You must be joking - I can barely tie my shoe laces without having a hernia! If I tried self sucking I'd probably end up with a pink sock !
https://www.escort-ireland.com/domin...n.html#profile
Two hours of cock and ball torture, fisting, trampling, flogging and I'm pretty intrigued what "electrics" entails.
Think how invigorated you'll feel after that my man, well after that then after 10 days in hospital you'll feel like a different man altogether.
On a side note, she offers dinner dates. How does that work, dinner date with a dominatrix?
Does she kick the shins off ye under the table, throw vegetables and glasses full of wine, take the piss out of you in front of the waiter?
Have fun Barney, Merry Christmas
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If she s at a loose end over the Christmas ye can tell her theres an offer of an overnight stay up in Maynooth Nursing Home.Now I know what to get you for Christmas Barney, I'm gonna get you 2 hours with this lady:
https://www.escort-ireland.com/domin...n.html#profile
Two hours of cock and ball torture, fisting, trampling, flogging and I'm pretty intrigued what "electrics" entails.
Think how invigorated you'll feel after that my man, well after that then after 10 days in hospital you'll feel like a different man altogether.
On a side note, she offers dinner dates. How does that work, dinner date with a dominatrix?
Does she kick the shins off ye under the table, throw vegetables and glasses full of wine, take the piss out of you in front of the waiter?
Have fun Barney, Merry Christmas
Last edited by bmw528; 08-12-23 at 01:14. Reason: Oh, If ye could mention for her to bring a few goodies please? And tell her not to worry about money. I wont charge her too much.
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Go suck yourself Beemer!Well I think everyone would be in agreement that it would be an nice little extra surprise for Barney if he woke up on Christmas morning with the option of being able to suck himself.
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Thanks but no thanks. Cock & Ball torture ? Trampling? Flogging ? WHY would anyone pay for these things ?Now I know what to get you for Christmas Barney, I'm gonna get you 2 hours with this lady:
https://www.escort-ireland.com/domin...n.html#profile
Two hours of cock and ball torture, fisting, trampling, flogging and I'm pretty intrigued what "electrics" entails.
Think how invigorated you'll feel after that my man, well after that then after 10 days in hospital you'll feel like a different man altogether.
On a side note, she offers dinner dates. How does that work, dinner date with a dominatrix?
Does she kick the shins off ye under the table, throw vegetables and glasses full of wine, take the piss out of you in front of the waiter?
Have fun Barney, Merry Christmas
And Fisting ? WTF ! Do I look like a ventriloquist's dummy?
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