It actually happend

[Dirty Harry]

ah fuck him doozer he probably wanks in to the milk then sells it
Is that genuinely the most intelligent thing you can post ?That's the most enlightening thing you can think of ? Hilarious.....

glad you found it hilarious had a good few beers when i posted that one sorry if i offended you milkman but the good news is i will be recycling my beer bottles just for you ok

[milkman]

[QUOTE=Doozer;177595]If I could flick a ciggiem in the bin from a moving car, Id be a pro darts player or something. Plus fire in bins probably not a good idea id be charged with vandelism or arson. As for the ashtray, kind of dangerous while driving, dont want the car to fill up with smoke and impair my vison while driving, that would be a bit insane.


Plus fire in bins probably not a good idea id be charged with vandelism or arson.
When i suggest using a bin, i suggest using the part specially designated for fags - if driving,stick it in the ashtray.

[B]As for the ashtray, kind of dangerous while driving, dont want the car to fill up with smoke and impair my vison while driving, that would be a bit insane.
You're actually serious ??Wouldn't suggest that you try that as a defense if ever court summons arrives.

[Doozer]

Of course Im not serious about that. The ashtray was full, and I know I should have empied it but I didnt so I used the universal ashtray

[milkman]

Of course Im not serious about that. The ashtray was full, and I know I should have empied it but I didnt so I used the universal ashtray

Mea culpa, doozer,sorry, i didn't notice the sarcasm !

[nicegirlsarenice]

I got fined for littering, throwing a ciggie from my car. 150 quid, most expensive ciggie I ever smoked. I wonder if I can claim that seeing as its a plant its not really littering more cross pollentation, that is if we can forget about all the chemicals put in

Bastads.

I agree that throwing a plant around isn't littering... you can't cause environmental hazards with a banana skin. If you throw an apple core into some shrubbery, your doing the planet a favour.

I think we should 'litter' everywhere with plant seeds. I hate all the packaging that comes with food, the packaging is littering as soon as it's made because you can never get rid of it properly. It never decomposes, while banana skins etc. add to the nutrients in soil naturally.

[Doozer]

I agree that throwing a plant around isn't littering... you can't cause environmental hazards with a banana skin. If you throw an apple core into some shrubbery, your doing the planet a favour.

I think we should 'litter' everywhere with plant seeds. I hate all the packaging that comes with food, the packaging is littering as soon as it's made because you can never get rid of it properly.

No but you can cause comical accidents with them