Sex, Druigs and Sausage Rolls

**ladiesman217** · 26-11-23, 19:41

Sex = Good
Drugs = Drugs are baaaaad. Mmmkay?
Sausage Rolls = Most amazing thing in the history of everything

*Free sausage roll for the one that first gets the above reference
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Now. I know what you're thinking. Why is there a poll about Pokémon? To piss off Clubcard, that's why.

Now he's going to be even more pissed off when he realises that neither the thread title nor the poll have ANYTHING to do with the thread theme itself!

So shove that up your knickers and sniff it. Now you're asking: wtf does that mean? No idea. Was hoping you'd know to be honest.

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So. What's the thread actually about? Christmas present ideas. In the categories of: Great, Good, Meh, Bad, and Bloody awful.

In reverse order:-

Bloody awful: Socks. WORST PRESENTS EVER!

Jumpers: Bad, especially Christmas themed ones. If you buy one for someone, THEN YOU GO TO HELL, YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!

*Free Christmas jumper for the first to get the above reference.

Meh: Those packaged sets of beauty/health products you see. Good god... have you no imagination like?

Good: Condoms. Of course I'm joking. Something original and meaningful. Like a nice little endearing token. Like a nice teddy bear.

Great: A Ferrari. Just because.

I FORGOT THE POLL!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!

I ALSO SPELLED DRUGS WRONG!!!!!!!!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!

**beautyaddict** · 26-11-23, 19:45

The Carlsberg of thread titles ......Probably

LDM you have me laughing again

**ladiesman217** · 26-11-23, 19:50

Originally Posted by beautyaddict

The Carlsberg of thread titles ......Probably

LDM you have me laughing again

You'd wanna go to a doctor and get that looked into mate.

**bmw528** · 26-11-23, 19:59

Maybe a bit of mature fruit? A few months old.

. A few bags of sweets, and last but not least, a few Mc Donalds vouchers.

**ladiesman217** · 26-11-23, 20:12

Originally Posted by bmw528

Maybe a bit of mature fruit? A few months old.

. A few bags of sweets, and last but not least, a few Mc Donalds vouchers.

Why... just why... ... ...

**bmw528** · 26-11-23, 20:27

Originally Posted by ladiesman217

Why... just why... ... ...

Why not? Fruit is very good for ye.

**ladiesman217** · 26-11-23, 20:41

Originally Posted by bmw528

Why not? Fruit is very good for ye.

I was talkin' about the McD's vouchers

**bmw528** · 26-11-23, 20:43

Originally Posted by ladiesman217

I was talkin' about the McD's vouchers

Because they respect Old Folk when your in there.

**ladiesman217** · 27-11-23, 20:33

Originally Posted by bmw528

Because they respect Old Folk when your in there.

Old man want a banana? Who's a good old man? Who's a good old man???

*throws banana*

**bananabox999** · 27-11-23, 20:43

Originally Posted by ladiesman217

Old man want a banana? Who's a good old man? Who's a good old man???

*throws banana*

Leave me out of this

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