I'm a boring bastard too. Just like Tommy. Nothing ever happens to me.
Although, I have been known to get lost a few times. But, due to the extreme patience (mostly) of escorts, I do get there in the end. [for example, got lost in Belfast, drove down one-way street, stopped by motor-cycle cop. I explained where I was going (the car park, not the name and address of the escort!
) and he not only gave me directions, he stopped the traffic so I could continue on my way.] Aren't the cops wonderful!
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