Nervous Lad

[Westsidex]

Some escorts will say in passing they don't like finger insertion or no anal play but not really strictly, I would put it down to nervousness and the escort being so strict didn't help either. Yes Viagra would help but a shot of something would also help relax you. Next time go for a sensual massage first, even massage her sometimes works and when he's ready go for it, I find a Mickey is like a kettle, keep watching it and it will never boil....

the sensual massage.




he wont even remember it was so good,
Westside.

[Karin Kiss]

She was a nice girl but pointed out a list of rules first which I felt were a little strict. These included things like not kissing her lips, inserting fingers or even my tongue. She also didnt like my hands on her anytime I touched her with my hands she jumped. Anyway putting all this aside I decided to do what I came for and guess what disaster my lad had retreated and would not budge.

Why have you agreed to all these rules? You must have known inside yourself something isn't right.

I understand someone may have a problem with anal play if they don't do anal.
I understand also if someone may have a problem if they get touched and squeezed too hard (!), but things like "don't touch" are just BS You pay to be with a woman, touching should be absolutely in the menu, even for girls who don't do OWO.

If I'd be a man and meet an escort like that, I would simply demand my money back, leave immediately with no service and write her a review to be remembered for the rest of her escorting career !

[Westsidex]

touching should be absolutely in the menu, even for girls who don't do OWO.

I could imagine a review for this.LOL

***************Im very annoyed.I wont go back.She could have at least opened the window instead of waving at me. Im very annoyed.Avoid this woman.



Westside.

[Karin Kiss]

I could imagine a review for this.LOL

***************Im very annoyed.I wont go back.She could have at least opened the window instead of waving at me. Im very annoyed.Avoid this woman.



Westside.

Huh Do you think touching should be charged as an extra, Westie ??

[Westsidex]

Huh Do you think touching should be charged as an extra, Westie ??

Punter - "Hey you charged me €60 euro more than you say on your profile.Why?why you do that to me?"

Escort (Me) - "Yes i did. €40 was for towards the ESB bill and the €20 was for the review."


Westside.

[Karin Kiss]

Maybe indeed I lack humour or you are too deep for me
I cannot keep up with your

[experienced punter]

This could be the best thing that ever happened u it could put u off escorting for life u would save a fortune!...

[capt.pugwash]

Maybe indeed I lack humour or you are too deep for me
I cannot keep up with your

Yaaarrrr tis not u lass, fer West be a swingin off his own yardarm.
A different compass he be steerin by,
Be he deep or be he shallow, who can determine ?
May-be he`s a Privateer ,a ploughing his individual course ,
So your failure is not a "keepin up",so much as a ,
Retuning to a similar communication channel.
Apparent humour can seem humourous or humourless.
Sometimes his monikker does`not appear to follow his thoughts.
So thats what makes West appear East.

[MILF Hunter]

thats terrible ... whats her profile name on EI?

[Westsidex]

Yaaarrrr tis not u lass, fer West be a swingin off his own yardarm.
A different compass he be steerin by,
Be he deep or be he shallow, who can determine ?
May-be he`s a Privateer ,a ploughing his individual course ,
So your failure is not a "keepin up",so much as a ,
Retuning to a similar communication channel.
Apparent humour can seem humourous or humourless.
Sometimes his monikker does`not appear to follow his thoughts.
So thats what makes West appear East.

im fairly sure theres a messege in there somewhere,for me in particular.In order to read it i must improve my anal dialogue.

just the theory part,
Westside.