Quote Originally Posted by JennyIrish View Post
I actually feel like the entire country punts!!! Name any profession I’ve seen a client in that profession and includes priests.

Students are flat out punting coz they can’t get laid from tinder and apparently the money and overtime in McDonalds is great, I kid you not, yesterday I had a WhatsApp from an octogenarian, Lord bless him, wanting to become my regular.

(I was tempted to text back “regular? Listen hun at your age I wouldn’t even be committing to a box set!!)

Yes I’m going to hell, I know, but I’m sure I’ll see ye all there!

I Could be in a queue in a coffee shop or petrol station or something somewhere, and I catch a gentleman glancing at me, a civvie would take it as a compliment, I just go into panic mode scanning all my clients files in my head “did I . . .??”

And the best part about it all, is it is still such a dirty little taboo, clients are terrified of being found out, escorts or terrified of being exposed, but it’s totally fine to brag about your random tinder shags.

It’s only sex, not murder!

Revolut just added a free Tinder subscription to my account.

Maybe EI should partner with them too.