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Thread: How Do You Want To Die?

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    Default How Do You Want To Die?

    Gun. Bullet. Head. Dead. Thank you.

    Quick, cheap, and precise.

    #ThatGotRealDarkRealQuick

    What are the odds this is going to be deleted? Fuck it, poll time!
    ladiesman217: April 2009 to April 2024

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    I voted 70% because it's the closest to 69.....
    ladiesman217: April 2009 to April 2024

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    To quote Tyrion Lannister- “In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maiden's mouth around my cock, at the age of eighty”

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    Quote Originally Posted by koopa98 View Post
    To quote Tyrion Lannister- “In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maiden's mouth around my cock, at the age of eighty”
    Can I just throw a red/green shell at you?
    ladiesman217: April 2009 to April 2024

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    Also: 80??? If someone doesn't shoot me after just turning 50, then I'll fucking do it myself!
    ladiesman217: April 2009 to April 2024

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    Quote Originally Posted by ladiesman217 View Post
    Can I just throw a red/green shell at you?
    sure, just don't slip and die on the banana peel

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    Quote Originally Posted by koopa98 View Post
    To quote Tyrion Lannister- “In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maiden's mouth around my cock, at the age of eighty”
    What a way to go…
    The perfect form of euthanasia- no wonder an orgasm is described as the little death…
    Wonder if the black widow spider male feels the same.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ladiesman217 View Post
    I voted 70% because it's the closest to 69.....
    I don't think people understood the poll question.
    “I may not agree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.” - Voltaire

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    I'm deeply hurt that you offend kittens and cheese in the same post 😿

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    Quote Originally Posted by IAmLIAm View Post
    I don't think people understood the poll question.
    Don't think the OP understood it either - nothing new there though !
    Are we there yet ?

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    Like my grandad, peacefully in my sleep not screaming like his passengers

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