The snow hits escorts!!!!

[Dick Spunk]

Fellow punters, the snow is hitting escorts!
Yes the bad weather is hitting their business!
I found out this just at lunchtime today, when I was walking down Meath street- there I seen Geebag Gabrilia, the well known Spanish escort clearing snow from her front door- I took the picture below . .
"Hey Deek! Deek!" she called when she seen me . .
"Deek- help me! The snow is preventing Irish men from visiting me! Already today I have had 6 cancellations! and I am freezing cold! My tits are cold!"
I could see she was cold, all she wore was a coat, and she was naked beneath.
"You will have to lower your rates in the bad weather" I told her- "That way punters will come to you."
"Oh thank you Deek! Thats a brilliant idea, what should I charge?"
I advised her on the new rates, and tonight fellow punters- you can have cheap sex in Meath street, all thanks to your Uncle Dick- the revised rates are below . .


Geebag Gabrilia - - - 30 minutes 5e
1 hour 10e

PS Bring your OWN condoms!