Rate yourself...honestly

[Barney Rubble]

I'm not a bad cook.

Think I'll skip the rest though...

[Clubcard]

Interesting one from Twitter (X just f*ck Off), Ladies and gents honestly rate yourself out of 10 on the following:

here's mine anyway

LOOKS: 7/10 not Brad Pitt, not Schrek

CREATIVITY: 6/10 I'm an ideas guys, can think outside the box and am a decent problem solver

HUMOUR: 8.75/10 honestly I'm as funny as fuck, I use humor to deflect stuff though, just cause i laugh doesn't mean I'm happy

MENTAL HEALTH: 8/10 varies, happy for now but doesn't take much for the negative vibes to surface

EMPATHY: 6/10 as good as the next guy, can't deal with tears but will always offer a shoulder if someone wants to cry on it

PATIENCE: 0/10 none, zero, nada, zilch.... I want it all now if not sooner, as a boss I'm a pain in the hole

SOCIAL SKILLS: 5/10, I'm introverted which I have to overcome in my job but could happily spend the day on my own

MEMORY: 9/10 excellent, forget very little and could carry a grudge to the grave

FITNESS: 7.5/10 good as far as I know, weight is where it should be anyway

COOKING SKILLS: 5/10, I'll not starve but its generally heating up, I'm a micro wave whizz but could bang out a Sunday dinner if my life depended on it

Jezz you're a catch aren't you. Ya big good looking funny confident, fit fucker.

I'd say you'd lick yourself if ya could.

Hope you don't remember this and hold a grudge

[AmorInfinito8]

I'm not a bad cook.

Think I'll skip the rest though...
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Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!

Then Smoke your own Kipper!!

[TommyH123]

Jezz you're a catch aren't you. Ya big good looking funny confident, fit fucker.

I'd say you'd lick yourself if ya could.

Hope you don't remember this and hold a grudge

to be honest with ye I marked myself low in a few categories, didn't want to set the bar too high

but yeah I can't argue,,,I'm a stunner

[AmorInfinito8]

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What a complement!!
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Jezz you're a catch aren't you. Ya big good looking funny confident, fit fucker.

I'd say you'd lick yourself if ya could.

Hope you don't remember this and hold a grudge

"If only I could get my leg a little Higher" 😂🤣

[TommyH123]

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What a complement!!
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"If only I could get my leg a little Higher" ����

he's flirting all the time....I see what he's at...hard to blame him really

although word has it that he has some serious boobs, I'm only human and I do love boobies

[AmorInfinito8]

he's flirting all the time....I see what he's at...hard to blame him really

although word has it that he has some serious boobs, I'm only human and I do love boobies

Nothing wrong with a little harmless flirtation 😉

But at this rate your gonna have to start advertising

What's your favourites?
Are you coming to Belfast anytime soon!? 😍

[TommyH123]

Nothing wrong with a little harmless flirtation 😉

But at this rate your gonna have to start advertising

What's your favourites?
Are you coming to Belfast anytime soon!? 😍

I’ll be in Belfast Friday morning, date with a princess 👍

Ah I don’t think I’d be very successful, I’m kind of a niche product, my client pool would be tiny, how many sexy rich ladies are there out there who like a comedy routine after 3 pumps and a squirt?

I’ll leave the escorting to the experts, haven’t got the brains or the looks for a new career, I’ll just try and be a decent client

[Clubcard]

he's flirting all the time....I see what he's at...hard to blame him really

although word has it that he has some serious boobs, I'm only human and I do love boobies

I fell from the top of the ugly tree and broke every branch on the way down.

But I make up for it with my ample bust and inappropriate humour

[TommyH123]

I fell from the top of the ugly tree and broke every branch on the way down.

But I make up for it with my ample bust and inappropriate humour

Ok, I’m not saying no but there’s going to need to be a shit load of drink involved 🤣