You could be as smooth as a ................
Probably the only way to keep her quiet
OK, I'll admit to getting bored in the shower and doing a little trimming around the sac and shaft to see if that ad was right "trim the bush to make the tree look bigger". But how on earth do you guys manage to shave your own arse???
Are you just incredibly flexible with long arms or do you have some sort of fancy mirror set up?