Getting older.

[Westsidex]

It's a load of disorganised bollox it is. They say we were created in the likeliness of god🙏. I must say I never saw god as someone who argues with himself, stares aimlessly at everyday objects, pisses in his trousers, can't trust a fart, eats all three courses at once, whose tongue comes out when the spoons half ways up, who wonders which day he will shit in his pants, whose prostate awakens him, who can't see anything right in front of him, whose comfortable looking like an arsehole and whose woman of his dreams shares her bus pass

The likeliness of god🙏
Westside