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  1. 18-09-23, 18:52 #1
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    Default The door

    Hello, I'm parking, I'll be there in 2 minutes.
    Ok
    I'm walking by the shops, ETA 1 minute
    Ok
    I'm nearly at the door, you can open the door, 20 seconds.
    Ok
    Open the door
    I'm at the door
    Open the door please
    Open the door
    I'm here at the door.
    I don't like standing here with people passing
    Can you open the door please?
    Is there a problem?

    About 5 minutes later the apartment block door opens

    This happens every single time.
    Why can't women just open the door in a timely manner?
    It's not like I don't give plenty of notice.
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  3. 18-09-23, 18:55 #2
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    They're probably busy searching around the apartment for a €20, for change
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClientX View Post
    They're probably busy searching around the apartment for a €20, for change
    I hereby nominate you for Post of The Month
    Clubcard stop now
    "Those who keep the ability to see beauty, never grow old"- Frank Kafka

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    Escorts often don't appreciate [as Albert Einstein explained] that time is much slower on the outside of the door than on the inside.
    Much slower still of there is a lot of people about.
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    Depends of the intercom also depends if you follow the instructions if pushing or pulling the door in the same time she is pressing the intercom button to open i think is not working like that. Patience i can say
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    A few are waiting at the door.
    But some do take an age. Not discreet.
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    Watching a client on the phone:
    Instructions me - turn left please
    Him: turns right
    Me: I said left not right
    Him: Goes the other way up the street
    Me: Seriously?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rachel Divine View Post
    Watching a client on the phone:
    Instructions me - turn left please
    Him: turns right
    Me: I said left not right
    Him: Goes the other way up the street
    Me: Seriously?!
    If facing eachother your left is his right

    I had this once with a girl who gave exact direction up until the end
    Park in a certain carpark walk to a shop and phone when out side, which I did
    I was told walk straight across the road into the small carpark and go through the gate on the left!!

    Of course I went my left but she could see me from her window through the carpark across the street and meant her left

    "Baby no your going the wrong way!! go left"
    Me " I am going left there's no gate"

    "No Your other left!!? 🤔 "

    Just remember for future reference
    If you see someone your left is there right
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    Quote Originally Posted by AmorInfinito8 View Post
    If facing eachother your left is his right

    I had this once with a girl who gave exact direction up until the end
    Park in a certain carpark walk to a shop and phone when out side, which I did
    I was told walk straight across the road into the small carpark and go through the gate on the left!!

    Of course I went my left but she could see me from her window through the carpark across the street and meant her left

    "Baby no your going the wrong way!! go left"
    Me " I am going left there's no gate"

    "No Your other left!!? 樂 "

    Just remember for future reference
    If you see someone your left is there right
    Lol... I always meant his left, his right, as I was putting myself in his position to give the best directions.
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  19. 21-09-23, 16:08 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by AmorInfinito8 View Post
    If facing eachother your left is his right

    I had this once with a girl who gave exact direction up until the end
    Park in a certain carpark walk to a shop and phone when out side, which I did
    I was told walk straight across the road into the small carpark and go through the gate on the left!!

    Of course I went my left but she could see me from her window through the carpark across the street and meant her left

    "Baby no your going the wrong way!! go left"
    Me " I am going left there's no gate"

    "No Your other left!!? 🤔 "

    Just remember for future reference
    If you see someone your left is there right
    Similar thing happened to me.

    Also "white door". Painted white on the inside, but painted black on the outside. Fortunately I had been there before.
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