Fred go sit outside the licence in Talbot street for 15 minutes and I think you will change your mind
Sorry the off Licence
I’ll meet you there for a couple of cans of Dutch Gold 👍
I’ll meet you there for a couple of cans of Dutch Gold 👍
No problem. Is Linden Village still a thing?
UnFulfilledScott (15-08-23)
There's a name I haven't heard since Quinnsworth was a thing.
*Approaches counter and authoritatively positions 3 flagons on it* : "Hello "
[scowling attendant] : "Have you ID? Are they all for you?"
*feigning astonishment as I fumble for my already sweaty provisional license* : "Yes? And yes?"
[pursed-lipped quint-eyed attendant] : "£7.47p"
*Counting out the various change I was handed by the two other bolloxes 5 minutes ago*
[attendant now glowing red and smelling like brimstone] : "I know your dad"
That and Dry Blackthorn.
First time I ever hurled while drinking. Can still taste Dry Blackthorn to this day just by thinking of it.
Last edited by UnFulfilledScott; 15-08-23 at 19:55. Reason: The sludge in the bottom of a Linden Village flagon would make you puke.
HotRockinLove (16-08-23), Silvergrey25 (15-08-23)
Or White Lightening Clear Cider (a.k.a Quite Frightening)