My fellow punters- help my friend!
Let me explain- a good "friend" of mine has a problem- and he asked me for help- and I need your advice!
My "friend lives with his wife- who is away working a lot, now this prick teasing neighbour who lives alone next door, (picture below), has told him that she wants sex with him- wild animal sex in his marital bed!
And she says they can do it while his wife is away, and she also says will not tell his wife- that it will their- my friend and hers- little naughty secret!
What will I tell him, my fellow punters- help me- take the poll, Thanks in Advance!
Dick.