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    Default Minding my own business

    I'm currently standing on a busy street in the sun near the door of an apartment block.
    I'm waiting on a young woman for my 5pm appointment that I made 3 hours ago.
    She's not replying to me.

    This stupid tramp came out and demanded to know what I'm doing.
    I'm waiting on a small box to be delivered.
    I know exactly what you're doing, she said.
    What's in the box?
    A medal I told her.
    What's the medal for?
    Minding my own business, now fuck off.

    I'm calling the Gardai. I know exactly what you're at, you smart arse and some other colourful language.

    Now I'm going to stay here for the next 30 minutes just to piss her off

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