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    1) Why is it, in male public lavatories (can't speak for the female ones), that when you need to wipe your arse after taking a shit... the fucking toilet paper is as rough as sandpaper?? Hotels, restaurants, cafes, etc. All the same. Fuck sake like. Why?? I have a sensitive hole, why don't men deserve nice soft tissue to wipe our butts???? Why I asks you??????

    2) Why is it a chicken can't cross a fucking road without having its motives questioned??????????

    3) In Bob Dylan's song "Blowing in the wind", the fucking question makes no sense! "How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man". WTF? The answer is ZERO, because he's already a fucking man! It should be "how many roads must a boy walk down before you can call him a man!". FFS it doesn't make sense!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!

    4) Why is Barney Rubble (aka Mechacuntzilla) a cunt of cuntocious proportions?

    5) Why do people think they're frickin' experts on a given subject after spending just 5 minutes on Google?????

    6) Why is common sense so rare these days????????

    7) Barney, are you angry that you can't be cast with your fellow dwarves in the upcoming live action Snow White movie because they're replacing dwarves with "magical creatures"?????

    8) Why have I not been committed to some sorta mental asylum already????

    9) Is Rockerman human?

    10) Who? What? Where? When? Why? How?
    ladiesman217: April 2009 to April 2024

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    Quote Originally Posted by ladiesman217 View Post
    9) Is Rockerman human?
    "Remove prostitutes from human affairs, and you will unsettle everything because of lusts..."
    St Augustine

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    Quote Originally Posted by EscortInspector View Post
    Ahem I don't have bad breath!

    ...and I'm off the drink three weeks!!!!!

    I actually used the "He can't be reasoned with, he doesn't feel pity or remorse...etc." quote recently .

    What a fuckin' movie!

    What was better? T1 or T2?

    Ok T2 had the better effects and great soundtrack...plus good Arnie.

    But T1 man. I mean it could have been a B list slasher movie straight to video rental if not for Jim Cameron.

    I'm fucking torn!
    Last edited by Rockerman; 28-07-23 at 20:15.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ladiesman217 View Post
    1) Why is it, in male public lavatories (can't speak for the female ones), that when you need to wipe your arse after taking a shit... the fucking toilet paper is as rough as sandpaper?? Hotels, restaurants, cafes, etc. All the same. Fuck sake like. Why?? I have a sensitive hole, why don't men deserve nice soft tissue to wipe our butts???? Why I asks you??????

    2) Why is it a chicken can't cross a fucking road without having its motives questioned??????????

    3) In Bob Dylan's song "Blowing in the wind", the fucking question makes no sense! "How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man". WTF? The answer is ZERO, because he's already a fucking man! It should be "how many roads must a boy walk down before you can call him a man!". FFS it doesn't make sense!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!

    4) Why is Barney Rubble (aka Mechacuntzilla) a cunt of cuntocious proportions?

    5) Why do people think they're frickin' experts on a given subject after spending just 5 minutes on Google?????

    6) Why is common sense so rare these days????????

    7) Barney, are you angry that you can't be cast with your fellow dwarves in the upcoming live action Snow White movie because they're replacing dwarves with "magical creatures"?????

    8) Why have I not been committed to some sorta mental asylum already????

    9) Is Rockerman human?

    10) Who? What? Where? When? Why? How?
    You not posting from Arkham Asylum?


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    I've never seen any of the Terminator movies...

    Actually that's a lie, I saw that one a few years back with Christian Bale and... what's-his-name from Avatar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ladiesman217 View Post
    I've never seen any of the Terminator movies...

    Actually that's a lie, I saw that one a few years back with Christian Bale and... what's-his-name from Avatar.
    Please watch the first two for fuck's sake.

    Ignore the rest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockerman View Post
    ...I mean in could have been a B list slasher movie straight to video rental...
    I'm of the opinion that it is supposed to look like that to both the audience and the characters in the movie.

    The original Alien and Terminator movies are more horror than sci-fi.
    "Remove prostitutes from human affairs, and you will unsettle everything because of lusts..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by ladiesman217 View Post
    1) Why is it, in male public lavatories (can't speak for the female ones), that when you need to wipe your arse after taking a shit... the fucking toilet paper is as rough as sandpaper?? Hotels, restaurants, cafes, etc. All the same. Fuck sake like. Why?? I have a sensitive hole, why don't men deserve nice soft tissue to wipe our butts???? Why I asks you??????

    2) Why is it a chicken can't cross a fucking road without having its motives questioned??????????

    3) In Bob Dylan's song "Blowing in the wind", the fucking question makes no sense! "How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man". WTF? The answer is ZERO, because he's already a fucking man! It should be "how many roads must a boy walk down before you can call him a man!". FFS it doesn't make sense!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!

    4) Why is Barney Rubble (aka Mechacuntzilla) a cunt of cuntocious proportions?

    5) Why do people think they're frickin' experts on a given subject after spending just 5 minutes on Google?????

    6) Why is common sense so rare these days????????

    7) Barney, are you angry that you can't be cast with your fellow dwarves in the upcoming live action Snow White movie because they're replacing dwarves with "magical creatures"?????

    8) Why have I not been committed to some sorta mental asylum already????

    9) Is Rockerman human?

    10) Who? What? Where? When? Why? How?
    You really do have too much time on your hands Larry.

    As for the Snow White movie I was removed from the set for feeling sleepy.

    And grumpy.

    And happy.

    But I never was bashful...
    Hello darkness my old friend.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by EscortInspector View Post
    I'm of the opinion that it is supposed to look like that to both the audience and the characters in the movie.

    The original Alien and Terminator movies are more horror than sci-fi.
    You didn't answer. I figure you prefer T2.

    Atmospheric "Alien" or romper stomper "Aliens"... another tough one!

    "Get away from her you BITCH!"

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    Has to be Alien every time. When you first see it bursting outa John Hurt's chest it is shocking. Nothing like that before.
    Last edited by Barney Rubble; 28-07-23 at 20:27. Reason: Have we gone off topic again ? Happy fuckin days !
    Hello darkness my old friend.....

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