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    Quote Originally Posted by dom View Post
    sorry folks.

    thought i was ready and able.
    but as the time approached my hornyness was replaced by fear.

    guess i'm just not ready to be a punter.
    yet.
    or maybe i'll nevr be cut out for it.

    wouldn't mind but the girl in question looks really hot.
    and had been v helpful.

    for anyone who wants to have a go at me with the assumption that i have cost her an appointment and wasted her time, i have undertaken to cough up the 250 the next time she is around.
    i'll leave it at reception with her room number.

    end of the dream

    dom
    If your so nervous why dont you rent a room in the same hotel chill out there for a while in your room then see the girl at your alotted time. The staff will never expect a thing! and if they ask you if you need some help tell them your looking for the ice machine.

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    No need to be nervous of hotel staff......affect a nervous twitch and a far away stare when making your way through the hotel......everybody else will be nervous of you then and leave you in peace.

    If somebody should challenge you on the floor the escort is staying on, bend down, stretch one arm out, click your fingers together and say....." here puss, puss, puss, here.........". Identify yourself as Westie and say your dog has gone missing.......nobody f**ks with our Westie!

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    Quote Originally Posted by carlos marvado View Post
    No need to be nervous of hotel staff......affect a nervous twitch and a far away stare when making your way through the hotel......everybody else will be nervous of you then and leave you in peace.

    If somebody should challenge you on the floor the escort is staying on, bend down, stretch one arm out, click your fingers together and say....." here puss, puss, puss, here.........". Identify yourself as Westie and say your dog has gone missing.......nobody f**ks with our Westie!

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    Quote Originally Posted by carlos marvado View Post
    It's taken you nearly 17 months to finally decide to make the pop Brother Dom.

    Given your track record of indecisiveness, you should be running this country.





    P.S. I just read your last post Brother Dom. Admit it Dom, be honest, it was the thought of having to deal with the new escorts union that broke the deal. Partnership my ass!
    Believe me, I would have happily partnered up to the girls butt!

    dom

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    Quote Originally Posted by dom View Post
    sorry folks.

    thought i was ready and able.
    but as the time approached my hornyness was replaced by fear.

    guess i'm just not ready to be a punter.
    yet.
    or maybe i'll nevr be cut out for it.

    wouldn't mind but the girl in question looks really hot.
    and had been v helpful.

    for anyone who wants to have a go at me with the assumption that i have cost her an appointment and wasted her time, i have undertaken to cough up the 250 the next time she is around.
    i'll leave it at reception with her room number.

    end of the dream

    dom
    Give me the money and I'll slip it to her on you behalf.....


    who was it may we ask ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrianOC View Post
    If your so nervous why dont you rent a room in the same hotel chill out there for a while in your room then see the girl at your alotted time. The staff will never expect a thing! and if they ask you if you need some help tell them your looking for the ice machine.
    Excellent idea.
    makes it all the more expensive however, but definitely worth keeping in mind for when i'm away for the night.

    dom

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    i think it was the idea of the hotel that overwhelmed me.
    but unfortunately i didn't know she had opted for an apartment until it was too late.

    boo hoo

    dom

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alec Horan View Post
    Give me the money and I'll slip it to her on you behalf.....


    who was it may we ask ?
    It was Roxy Alec..........Alec.........Alec.........Alec come back here, you just promised..........

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    Go with the staying in the Hotel idea.
    It dosn't have to be the same hotel.

    Pick a cheapish hotel and pay upfront when you check in.
    Give yourself some time after you check in have a shower, relax and get her to come to you.

    When you are done just leave when you are ready , leave key at reception.
    You don't have to stay the night.

    Easy.

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    I thought they only had hotels like that south of the Rio Grande!

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