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    Default 🎊Four more sleeps 🎉

    I have some great news for guys in the Northwest, if you live in the Derry/Donegal/Tyrone areas. It is only four days until Big Boobies British Betty arrives in your area! A little bird told me she is coming to Derry on 13th June.

    I am going to be honest, I only have met a very selective group of ladies who are at the top of their profession like Michelle, Brianna and Red Natalie for a while now. I consider myself a connoisseur of escorts who is into quality over quantity. It's better to have one bloody mind-blowing appointment with a woman like Betty than get frustrated blowing your money on disappointing meeting that can start a chain reaction of searching and spending more and more money until you put it right by eventually having a great time with a woman and breaking the cycle. This is why I only visit people like Angelita and the women who I have already mentioned because I know I can expect great sex every time I walk through through their door and I am expecting amazing when l walk through Betty's door.

    I have cut back this year on my adventures in the bedroom. This is partly due to work load, my little harem of regular ladies recently are spending a lot more time at home and not working in Ireland as much, they are not touring in my area as often and sometimes they all land at the same time in Derry and there is only so much I can budget without bankruptcy. 🤯

    We are all finding the pinch, I have a few other expensive hobbies like buying guitars, I am already looking at my next big guitar purchase. I have begun sharing my disposal income among my other hobbies as well this year.

    So when a woman like Betty who is one of my regular goddesses comes to town, I explode with excitement and become uncomfortably horny; seriously my little trouser rock quite literally explodes!


    These are the reasons why I am counting the days until Betty lands in the city. She has the biggest, beautiful natural breasts I have ever seen in my life and I have all kinds of things planned for them next week. I'm not being disrespectful to Betty. The reason I'm saying this is because she is able to do all kinds dirty, naughty things with those boobies that would make a priest blush and a nun faint. Come to think of it her dirty talk in that classy English accent would be enough to make a nun faint.

    Betty is also one of the friendliest people I have ever met, forget she is an escort for a moment, she is genuinely a lovely lady who I get on well with. I enjoy her company as much as her great GFE.

    So I am counting the days until the bedroom fun begins in Derry! If there is a report of a strange, earth shattering explosion in Derry next week don't be alarmed it is only this beautiful British bombshell unleashing her weapons of mass distruction upon her clients or me releasing my pent up sexual frustration!!!!

    So only four more sleeps until until the fun, fun, fun begins guys. I can't wait it's like Christmas in June!!!!!!

    Joe👍
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    I love joe's excited/happy threads. You can just tell your genuinely looking forward to it

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    Quote Originally Posted by bananabox999 View Post
    I love joe's excited/happy threads. You can just tell your genuinely looking forward to it
    plus one , its real joy in his words .
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    Betty is someone I've wanted to meet for a long time now and I think this week is when it might finally happen.
    I was already pretty excited about it but Joes enthusiasm has just taken my excitement levels up a notch!!
    Can't wait !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joelegs View Post
    I have some great news for guys in the Northwest, if you live in the Derry/Donegal/Tyrone areas. It is only four days until Big Boobies British Betty arrives in your area! A little bird told me she is coming to Derry on 13th June.

    I am going to be honest, I only have met a very selective group of ladies who are at the top of their profession like Michelle, Brianna and Red Natalie for a while now. I consider myself a connoisseur of escorts who is into quality over quantity. It's better to have one bloody mind-blowing appointment with a woman like Betty than get frustrated blowing your money on disappointing meeting that can start a chain reaction of searching and spending more and more money until you put it right by eventually having a great time with a woman and breaking the cycle. This is why I only visit people like Angelita and the women who I have already mentioned because I know I can expect great sex every time I walk through through their door and I am expecting amazing when l walk through Betty's door.

    I have cut back this year on my adventures in the bedroom. This is partly due to work load, my little harem of regular ladies recently are spending a lot more time at home and not working in Ireland as much, they are not touring in my area as often and sometimes they all land at the same time in Derry and there is only so much I can budget without bankruptcy. ��

    We are all finding the pinch, I have a few other expensive hobbies like buying guitars, I am already looking at my next big guitar purchase. I have begun sharing my disposal income among my other hobbies as well this year.

    So when a woman like Betty who is one of my regular goddesses comes to town, I explode with excitement and become uncomfortably horny; seriously my little trouser rock quite literally explodes!


    These are the reasons why I am counting the days until Betty lands in the city. She has the biggest, beautiful natural breasts I have ever seen in my life and I have all kinds of things planned for them next week. I'm not being disrespectful to Betty. The reason I'm saying this is because she is able to do all kinds dirty, naughty things with those boobies that would make a priest blush and a nun faint. Come to think of it her dirty talk in that classy English accent would be enough to make a nun faint.

    Betty is also one of the friendliest people I have ever met, forget she is an escort for a moment, she is genuinely a lovely lady who I get on well with. I enjoy her company as much as her great GFE.

    So I am counting the days until the bedroom fun begins in Derry! If there is a report of a strange, earth shattering explosion in Derry next week don't be alarmed it is only this beautiful British bombshell unleashing her weapons of mass distruction upon her clients or me releasing my pent up sexual frustration!!!!

    So only four more sleeps until until the fun, fun, fun begins guys. I can't wait it's like Christmas in June!!!!!!

    Joe��


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    Each to their own but big boobs never did it for me. I actually find them a bit of a turn off. As the saying goes, more than a mouthful is a waste 🤣🤣

    A nice set of C cups is what I like 😀

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    Any pics of this escort?

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