Bonus Xmas Dear Patricia comp

[Westsidex]

No point writing to Santa this year... You are on the naughty list!

The good news is, you can write to Patricia instead!

Make a post here telling Patricia what you'd like for Christmas or what you think another user here would like for Christmas*.

E.g.

"Dear Patricia, please may I have 1000 packets of Irish Rover Natural Dog Treats?"

"Dear Patricia, please can you buy Lee the Linguaphone Learn English Complete Language Course?"

"Dear Patricia, I want some serious dominatrix gear so I can beat my clients up in 2010!"

"Dear Patricia, could I have a very realistic love doll or alternatively a japanese sex robot?"

"Dear Patricia, I think experienced punter would really love a huge of knickers (preferably worn)!"

Closing date is 12th December 2009. You must add your letter to Patricia to this thread by then.*

One lucky writer to Patricia will get their Christmas wish answered!

After 12th December we will be conducting a public poll to chose the winner.


* Small Print
- Sorry, for legal reasons, we cannot give you time with an escort as a gift.
- Max gift value 1000 euro.
- Multiple entries from the same person are allowed
- Banned users cannot win this competition


Long live The Santa,
Westside.

[Westsidex]

Max gift value on this comp is 1000 shiney ones.

Horay,
Westside.

[dave1dave]

Dear Patricia,

As I am aware that times are hard and I know you are busy bringing joy to so many people out there.
Could you please bring me a surprise this year.

Dave.

[Westsidex]

Dear Patricia,

As I am aware that times are hard and I know you are busy bringing joy to so many people out there.
Could you please bring me a surprise this year.

Dave.

Dear dave thanks for your entry but you didnt win the comp LOL

Hows that for a surprise?
Westside.

[dave1dave]

Hmmm I sure Patricia has a good imagination..

Feck it anyway I'll have to think of something better

[kazgar]

hhmmm

my wish for christmas is to have Patricia dressed in christmassy underwear opening all my pressies for me

[Dick Spunk]

Dear Patricia- I need a laptop!
Let me explain- there I was the other night playing sex games with the wife- she had me handcuffed to the bed, between the blowjobs and whipping she took a breather, and then she began to look the my PC, I include a picture below- then she found a site called ESCORTS IRELAND that I had been looking at- "Whats this ?" she asked.
Now this required quick thinking- I was not exactly in a good position to argue with her, I was helpless on the bed and she had just returned from her Wrestling class, "Oh thats just for my interest in Escorts- you know- escort warships of world war two- its really interesting".
I think she bought it- but it was a close shave.
So I need a laptop, so I can visit Escorts Ireland without her knowing!

[experienced punter]

Dear Patricia
Can u find me or wish for me even a similar love to that which I found this year but lost just as fast, you see I'm a nice guy & thought that she should know that I slept with escorts in the past she took it to heart & dropped me straight away disgusted she was not a word since...

[Wildthang]

Pat had a huge fallout with entire family n friends and am now totally alone for xmas So if you could possibly fullfill my "xmas wish" and leave the following under my tree for xmas

(I will wear the Tshirt xmas day if you could leave tht too)

The wish list:

[johnh]

I understand that I can't be given time with a lady... Dear Pat, can you please give me yourself to me completely? It'll take no time at all! Failing that, a PS3 would be appreciated. x

J