Your eyes are like a spanner...
Every time u look at me, my nuts tighten!!
Not so much a chat up line but a mate of mine can touch his nose with his tongue! Very popular with da ladies!!
Dunno about Puss in Boots, but here's a cunt in boots.
Once a prick - always a prick.
I would love you to take my rather handsome penis in your hand and masturbate the living daylights out of me and let my warm, rather good quality sperm enrich your body, by the time I have ejaculated 4 times over your magnifent figure you will be reaching for the stars, in high heaven with the most wonderful sensation running through your body, you will not of experienced an orgasm like it before.
Get in the car.
let me get up in them guts
Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
Engaging Personality
Mesmerising Eyes
Magnificent Ass
Adorable LadySexy, Wicked, Enticing, Erotic, Tease
I am from the future I have been send to protect you.
Come with me if you want to live.
you had me at hello !