Do you ask for a refund if the escort doesn't get you hard?

[TheHeisenberg]

I'd be more interested in asking god for a refund since you're a little lacking in a certain department to be honest.....

You're paying for her time and companionship. It's not her fault if your sausage is broken, and even thinking of asking for a refund is f*cking insulting. So quite literally: "go f*ck yourself"

How the fuck is my sausage broken if they're both disappointing me with lies and doing a shit job being seductive? I guess someone giving you eye contact gives you the horn

[TheHeisenberg]

You're welcome. Hope you read them all and they helped you grow and evolve as a decent human. Even just a smidge.

I'd love to know your perspective, does this happen much to you and how would you react if they couldn't get hard because of similar reasons?

I've never struggled with a masseuse, even masseuses I don't find particularly attractive, I think the massage does a great job in building that sexual tension. I recently also went to get an intimate shave and I was extremely horny by the time she offered a happy ending, especially since it was my first time seeing her and it wasn't 100% certain if that was on offer.

[90sGunther]

If the advert led you to believe you were meeting Susan Ward




and instead you were met by Susan Boyle





or even less extreme cases of false advertising, you would be well within your rights to explain at the door that there had been a mistake, and leave.

You mentioned having stripped and then at that point asking for a refund and leaving. In that case I think it's too late to be asking for refunds. Just my opinion.

[TheHeisenberg]

If the advert led you to believe you were meeting Susan Ward




and instead you were met by Susan Boyle





or even less extreme cases of false advertising, you would be well within your rights to explain at the door that there had been a mistake, and leave.

You mentioned having stripped and then at that point asking for a refund and leaving. In that case I think it's too late to be asking for refunds. Just my opinion.

Yeah it's not that level of catfish, how are you supposed to know they lied about having natural boobs until they take their top off?

[90sGunther]

Yeah it's not that level of catfish, how are you supposed to know they lied about having natural boobs until they take their top off?

I'm not sure to be honest. If it's that important to you, then stress that point on the phone when booking, and perhaps also as soon as you enter.
It seems unfair maybe, but I can tell you this is the wrong game to be expecting refunds in.

[TheHeisenberg]

I'm not sure to be honest. If it's that important to you, then stress that point on the phone when booking, and perhaps also as soon as you enter.
It seems unfair maybe, but I can tell you this is the wrong game to be expecting refunds in.

Yeah that's the point of this thread, I wasn't sure if I was being overly polite in not asking for my money back as I always leave disappointed and a good chunk of change lighter. Quiet babies get no milk. It's good to get tips on how to avoid this in the future and I'm 100% certain that at a certain point there's no turning back sadly. I've never requested my money back, nor would I dare to unless this thread said it's a normal practice that the ladies do not mind offering.. for me it's not even a case of a lady not being super attractive, there's a masseuse I've seen many times who has really old pictures that are very not true to life, I was immediately disappointed in that regard but damn she has great skills!! She is very warm, talks dirty in all of the right ways and her technique is sublime. So sometimes if I left early I would have missed out on a great experience, that's why I'm trying to stress that it's not only looks that can go wrong, but how well they take care of you.