Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
Kenny G is allowed to live because Chuck Norris doesn't kill women.
"Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose
their worth." - Chuck Norris
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Fourty seven times.
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.