Queen Rania and I would sign everything over to me for the next day.

I'd get up at 6am in the morning and make sure everyone knew about it and that no matter what I said afterwards the deal was to go through. Then by late in the night I'd lock myself up in a cellar that I couldn't possibly get out of and then when I come back to me I'd let her out after about a week when I had seized control of everything she wanted for sure.

She can still come in my bed afterwards as consolation.