Funniest Thing an Escort/client Has said to you

[rockonallnite]

Can I have your snapchat, wanna go for coffee, are you married, I dont do this very often . . . .

A perfectly normal ordinary guy suddenly called me 'Mammy' during proceedings. I nearly gave myself whiplash I jumped up so quick 'what, did you call me?!?! Dont do that again !!!'

He apologised and said he dosnt know why he says that.

Carried on and he did it again, I started getting p#ssed off, I dont mind dirty talk, call me anything you want but NOT Mammy, I told him if he wants to continue calling me Mammy he can but I'll be telling him to empty the dishwasher and tidy this room and not continue doing what we were doing!!

I dont get this sudden craze for stepmum/aunty roleplays, a young lad called me once requesting brother/sister role play, internet porn is screwing everyone up!

That reminds me of the first time with an escort, who then became my regular!!! Lol ��
She was riding me silly and we were having such a great time... I didn't have a better idea than to slapped her butt cheeck during the heat of the moment without asking permission first...
Wrong move..., she stopped abruptly and shouted - Nooooo!!
hehehe...I had to apologise profusely and ask her to continue thankfully she did!!! I was laughing so much afterwords...

Porn, the disaster of our times...really screwing people's head up.