Even his pets are HARD
Even his pets are HARD
Didnt he spar bruce lee and get his ass kicked,ther he cant beat bruce lee
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There is no Theory of Evolution. There is only a list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic Table, because he only recognises the element of Surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris could ever fight himself, he'd win.
Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."
AND FINALLY...
Mr. T is not really black. It's just that the sun is afraid to shine on him.
he cant fucking act.
What a great guy
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