Quote Originally Posted by anonymouse View Post
I was knocked out in a boxing match a couple of years ago. I mean knocked clean out tweet tweet sleep now etc.

Anyway, some bastard took a photo on their mobile phone of my face with its lolling, dribbling mouth and vacant rolled-up eyes, blew it up to the biggest size possible, printed it a million times and used it in a SU presidential election. Posters everywhere saying Vote for this guy! He floors the opposition! Or some shit like that.

And I didn't make a red fucking cent in royalties, either.
fucking hell that is bad! When I was in uni we there was a chap who blinded an opponent with a hockey stick, we called him Dr Death (he was studying a PhD), I don't think he appreciated the nickname