Bad Sporting Moments

[blankmannn]

I was knocked out in a boxing match a couple of years ago. I mean knocked clean out tweet tweet sleep now etc.

Anyway, some bastard took a photo on their mobile phone of my face with its lolling, dribbling mouth and vacant rolled-up eyes, blew it up to the biggest size possible, printed it a million times and used it in a SU presidential election. Posters everywhere saying Vote for this guy! He floors the opposition! Or some shit like that.

And I didn't make a red fucking cent in royalties, either.

fucking hell that is bad! When I was in uni we there was a chap who blinded an opponent with a hockey stick, we called him Dr Death (he was studying a PhD), I don't think he appreciated the nickname

[he who dares wins]

snapping my cruciate ligament in my left knee twice!
hung up the boots now, 3rd time could be unlucky

[ninebythree]

Have got 137 stiches in my head from playing hurling over the years ........

Broke both my legs playing soccer ......

Dislocated my shoulder twice playing rugby.........

but my worse was when i broke my finger playing tiddly winks ., the pain


nbt