Music to bonk to

[rover]

What about the Benny Hill theame tune

For those off us who need to take the pressure off
YouTube - The Benny Hill Show Theme Tune

Or even

YouTube - Muppets - Mahna mahna x1,5

What about this Mungo Gerry song.

YouTube - mungo jerry push bike song

[Dirty Harry]

A bit of death metal and just try and keep time with the beats

Youll be like a black and decker drill

i have had escorts in the past that would have suited me playing slayers necrophiliac they were that bad if you get what i mean

[he who dares wins]

i once went to a visit an escort, and as we in the middle ov the appointment, jonny logan - whats another year came on her laptop in the background, fuck what a turn off!

then recently i went to see an escort and she put u2 on, i fucking hate u2, but couldnt be arsed to tell her to turn that shit off, and just concentrated on the job in hand!

[luther]

[Dirty Harry]

every body associates barry white with going for a shite poor fella with a name like that

[Fran Tick]

Stereophonics "Dakota"

[Forrest]

When anyone mentions music to 'bonk' to I always think of Bo Derek in 10. Even Dudley Moore as her partner couldn't put me off the memory of Bo gyrating on the bed to Ravel's Bolero.

YouTube - BOLERO-RAVEL

[rover]

What about that old Jim Reeves song:- "Put your sweet lips a little closer to the bone".

[Forrest]

you need to get your ears checked. It's phone, not bone, you bad dog

[rover]

you need to get your ears checked. It's phone, not bone, you bad dog

You mean it's




Not Bone