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    Quote Originally Posted by ploy26p View Post
    i buy the Daily Sport.. funny thing is, the sports section is shit, there are just loads of ads for massage parlours, and ugly "readers wives" showing off their love holes!!! still its a quality publication..
    that paper feels like it has been printed on toilet paper that was pulled from the trousers of a homeless man.

    you have gone down in my estimation sir, and I always underestimate, which makes it worse!

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    Quote Originally Posted by blankmannn View Post
    that paper feels like it has been printed on toilet paper that was pulled from the trousers of a homeless man.

    you have gone down in my estimation sir, and I always underestimate, which makes it worse!
    its the only paper they sell in cork.. either that or that fucking rag "The Examiner" and that has photos of unatural sex acts.. what is one to do ? be paperless ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ploy26p View Post
    its the only paper they sell in cork.. either that or that fucking rag "The Examiner" and that has photos of unatural sex acts.. what is one to do ? be paperless ?
    i see your point, you could always move out of that Ghetto they call CORK

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    Quote Originally Posted by blankmannn View Post
    i see your point, you could always move out of that Ghetto they call CORK
    i should love to, but i have no choice but to live and work here... and tap the local brassers on the regular.. anyway, its better than working in dublin... its only a 10 minute drive home for me in the evenings, so i can spend more time at home masterbating furiously whilst looking at one of the many free porn sites that my younger sibling finds, and then forwards onto me

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    Quote Originally Posted by ploy26p View Post
    i should love to, but i have no choice but to live and work here... and tap the local brassers on the regular.. anyway, its better than working in dublin... its only a 10 minute drive home for me in the evenings, so i can spend more time at home masterbating furiously whilst looking at one of the many free porn sites that my younger sibling finds, and then forwards onto me
    i wank off in the car, I have mobile broadband on my laptop, if anyone gives out when they see me stuck in traffic 'assaulting' myself, I tell them to "grow up" or "get a life" and call them "thought police"


    that tends to work

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    Quote Originally Posted by blankmannn View Post
    i wank off in the car, I have mobile broadband on my laptop, if anyone gives out when they see me stuck in traffic 'assaulting' myself, I tell them to "grow up" or "get a life" and call them "thought police"


    that tends to work
    mobile broadband is so handy.. though sometimes frustrating when you have to wait for the film to download, and you are dying to snedge in the comfort of your own car..

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    Quote Originally Posted by ploy26p View Post
    mobile broadband is so handy.. though sometimes frustrating when you have to wait for the film to download, and you are dying to snedge in the comfort of your own car..
    the amount of times I've hit the windscreen, sickening...

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    Quote Originally Posted by blankmannn View Post
    the amount of times I've hit the windscreen, sickening...
    as long as you dont lick it off, then you are ok..

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    Quote Originally Posted by ploy26p View Post
    as long as you dont lick it off, then you are ok..
    not my thing

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    Default Girls of the Playboy Mansion 10pm on E!

    Hugh Hefner the lucky bastard is replacing 3 of his full time girls with new ones tonite hes bringing in twins 3 new beauties guaranteed to see a bit of tit tonite who says money don't buy u happiness?..

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