Tender Proposal

[Lovinit]

This reference will be lost on many of the beautiful foreign ladies who look at these pages and do not listen to Irish radio talk shows. I can assure them however it is an hilarious reference. I haven't stopped laughing since I read it.

The bendunne.com one that is!

Thank u and good night

[blankmannn]

pretty funny if loads of escorts started advertising that that fat cunt's website.


Ohh how I loathe that fat, balding, poor seeing bastard

[Lovinit]

if you want to get a real thrill, try hooking yourself up to the mains, and stand in a pool of water, this will have your raging semi flying high and proud.. i have always wanted to "visit violence" upon Max Mosely, as he has bought the sport i love so much into disrepute, what with his "Nazi orgy" (taken from the wonderful & reputable News of the World), i should like to smack his gently in the face with a cricket bat, or suitable alternative, like maybe a cavity block, or failing that a earth moving excavator.

I myself can only achieve an erection when bound and blindfolded in a room, into which 200 screeching bats are released. The soft beating of their wings against my skin contrasted with the sharp bites into my flesh gets me going nicely. To finally achieve orgasm, I also need to hear the drone of a vacuum cleaner in a nearby room.
I have had some analysis done on this and the shrink feels it is probably related to a childhood incident.

[blankmannn]

I myself can only achieve an erection when bound and blindfolded in a room, into which 200 screeching bats are released. The soft beating of their wings against my skin contrasted with the sharp bites into my flesh gets me going nicely. To finally achieve orgasm, I also need to hear the drone of a vacuum cleaner in a nearby room.
I have had some analysis done on this and the shrink feels it is probably related to a childhood incident.

you just got added to my friends list mate...nice posting

[Lovinit]

you just got added to my friends list mate...nice posting

Praise indeed. I was feeling retracted and shrivelled. Now, I am positively flaccid!

[ploy26p]

Praise indeed. I was feeling retracted and shrivelled. Now, I am positively flaccid!

nice to see there are more than 2 people on here with a sense of humour.. good lad.. and please accept my humble apologies for your unfortunate vacuum episode when you were a child.. vacuums are meant for removing dirt, fluff and particles from floors. not giving yourself a suck job with the hose part.. though im sure it was great fun trying..

[blankmannn]

nice to see there are more than 2 people on here with a sense of humour.. good lad.. and please accept my humble apologies for your unfortunate vacuum episode when you were a child.. vacuums are meant for removing dirt, fluff and particles from floors. not giving yourself a suck job with the hose part.. though im sure it was great fun trying..

I hear those Dyson vacuum cleaners are fantastic for the deepest of deep throat

[ploy26p]

I hear those Dyson vacuum cleaners are fantastic for the deepest of deep throat

i actually own a dyson, and i have to say its a remarkable machine.. it is quite possibly the best design ever.. i have never tried to perform deepthroat on myself using the retractable steel piping, though i certainly will this evening, and advise you of the outcum.. one thing that worries me is that it isnt a wet/dry machine, and me bursting my berries inside it may cause the warranty to be null and void, should it be in need of repair during said warranty period..

[Lovinit]

nice to see there are more than 2 people on here with a sense of humour.. good lad.. and please accept my humble apologies for your unfortunate vacuum episode when you were a child.. vacuums are meant for removing dirt, fluff and particles from floors. not giving yourself a suck job with the hose part.. though im sure it was great fun trying..

No fantasy about being sucked by a dyson. However when u were in ur early teens and living at home, the sound of the vacuum meant ur mum was busy and unlikely to burst into ur room while u were on the vinegar strokes!

The thing with the bats possibly needs more analysis.

[blankmannn]

No fantasy about being sucked by a dyson. However when u were in ur early teens and living at home, the sound of the vacuum meant ur mum was busy and unlikely to burst into ur room while u were on the vinegar strokes!

The thing with the bats possibly needs more analysis.

you're batman...aren't you