I may leave

**Mousey** · 23-10-09, 16:54

Worst thread evaarrrr!!!!

**he who dares wins** · 23-10-09, 17:19

still here mate i see! you'll never leave here, your part ov the furniture now!

**experienced punter** · 23-10-09, 17:22

I had to stay or else I'd be talking to the Samaritans again...

**he who dares wins** · 23-10-09, 17:24

they do call outs to the top of clarion hotel!

**ninebythree** · 23-10-09, 17:38

Originally Posted by experienced punter

I had to stay or else I'd be talking to the Samaritans again...

How does the lady in the Samaritans react when you tell her ,u wanna sniff her shit stained knickers

nbt

**anon361** · 23-10-09, 17:58

Originally Posted by experienced punter

No I have decided not to leave thanks for the words.......

Are you sure we can't convince you to change your mind??

Oops sorry so you are staying

**experienced punter** · 23-10-09, 18:14

Originally Posted by anon361

Are you sure we can't convince you to change your mind??

Oops sorry so you are staying

no Anon I've spent too many years talking to myself its not fun being on your own you know I could be dead tomorrow noone would find me for weeks melted away into the mattress neighbors wouldn't even know who I am, I'd only be identifiable by the stolen knickers in my wardrobe

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**anon361** · 23-10-09, 18:29

Originally Posted by experienced punter

no Anon I've spent too many years talking to myself its not fun being on your own you know I could be dead tomorrow noone would find me for weeks melted away into the mattress neighbors wouldn't even know who I am, I'd only be identifiable by the stolen knickers in my wardrobe

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On your headstone "here lies experienced punter, if we only had a list to find his true identity"

**lordjohn** · 23-10-09, 22:57

Here lies Experienced Punter
Used Knicker Hunter

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