Not A Well Known Christmas Fact!
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game,
while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the
summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at
the beginning of winter.
Female reindeer, however, retain their antlers until they
give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to every
historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, every
single one of them from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be
female.
We really should have have known this because only
women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet
suit all around the world in one night- and not get lost.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.