A terrible Jinx has fallen on Westville

[Karin Kiss]

Lately when i try and open a can (usually cat food) the bloody ring comes off in my hand.Is there a special technique to this?

sick of using the knife or tin opener,
Westside.

Are you talking about the tins that have on the lid a small ring to pull on?

I used to pull on this with my index finger, having the tin between my big finger and the palm to slow me down if my pulling motion would make the lid to break too fast. Also, rather then pulling once stronger, I would have a few "weak attempts" to ensure I pull with minimal force.

[experienced punter]

remember the pint cartons of milk that you had to tear them open,i fuckin hated those,fuckin milk everywere.
or those sachets of sauce,if you dont tear them in the right place first time they just wont fuckin open

ya sachets of tomato sauce, went to a restaurant the other day the girl opened it for me fucking spilled the most of it over me she did....

[Westsidex]

Are you talking about the tins that have on the lid a small ring to pull on?

I used to pull on this with my index finger, having the tin between my big finger and the palm to slow me down if my pulling motion would make the lid to break too fast. Also, rather then pulling once stronger, I would have a few "weak attempts" to ensure I pull with minimal force.

thats the one.Always breaks the sec i pull.

Ex P has spoken,
Westside.

[Westsidex]

remember the pint cartons of milk that you had to tear them open,i fuckin hated those,fuckin milk everywere.
or those sachets of sauce,if you dont tear them in the right place first time they just wont fuckin open

its the top you open.

Waht about the plastic packages of some stuff today.I brought a new scissors lately and couldnt get the plastic off.You wouldnt mind if i had a scissors but i threw it out and the only scissors i had was in the plastic.Batteries are even worse.

I used a knife instead,
Westside.

[WD-40]

ya sachets of tomato sauce, went to a restaurant the other day the girl opened it for me fucking spilled the most of it over me she did....

ha ha red sauce,that will not come out you know.many a t shirt iv wrecked because of those sachets,:d

[WD-40]

its the top you open.

Waht about the plastic packages of some stuff today.I brought a new scissors lately and couldnt get the plastic off.You wouldnt mind if i had a scissors but i threw it out and the only scissors i had was in the plastic.Batteries are even worse.

I used a knife instead,
Westside.

THOSE PACKAGES ARE FUCKIN RIDICLOUS,NEAR IMMPOSSIBLE TO OPEN.CANT BE DONE WITHOUT A SHARP KNIFE.A LOT OF THEM ARE KIDS TOYS ASWELL FFS,IMAGINE.

WD-40= "THERE YOU GO LITTLE JOHNNY,HERES THE NEW BEN TEN FIGURE I GOT YOU"
LITTLE JOHNNY= "THANKS WD,YOUR THE BEST,BUT I CANT OPEN IT"
WD-40="DONT WORRY KID,HERE TRY MY STANLEY KNIFE,FOUND IT IN THE SHED LAST NITE.
LITTLE JOHNNY= AFTER A COUPLE OF SECONDS STRUGGLING, AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH WD MY HAND
WD-40=OH SHIT,IV NEVER SEEN SO MUCH FUCKIN BLOOD,YOUR ON YOUR OWN KID,IM FUKIN OUTTA HERE.
LITTLE JOHNNY= PLEEEASSE STAY,HEEELLP MEEE WD,WERES MY MAMMY.AAAAAAHHHHHHH
WD-40=LET GO OF ME YOU LITTLE FUCKER,IM OFF



SHE DUMPED ME THEN

[Westsidex]

THOSE PACKAGES ARE FUCKIN RIDICLOUS,NEAR IMMPOSSIBLE TO OPEN.CANT BE DONE WITHOUT A SHARP KNIFE.A LOT OF THEM ARE KIDS TOYS ASWELL FFS,IMAGINE.

WD-40= "THERE YOU GO LITTLE JOHNNY,HERES THE NEW BEN TEN FIGURE I GOT YOU"
LITTLE JOHNNY= "THANKS WD,YOUR THE BEST,BUT I CANT OPEN IT"
WD-40="DONT WORRY KID,HERE TRY MY STANLEY KNIFE,FOUND IT IN THE SHED LAST NITE.
LITTLE JOHNNY= AFTER A COUPLE OF SECONDS STRUGGLING, AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH WD MY HAND
WD-40=OH SHIT,IV NEVER SEEN SO MUCH FUCKIN BLOOD,YOUR ON YOUR OWN KID,IM FUKIN OUTTA HERE.
LITTLE JOHNNY= PLEEEASSE STAY,HEEELLP MEEE WD,WERES MY MAMMY.AAAAAAHHHHHHH
WD-40=LET GO OF ME YOU LITTLE FUCKER,IM OFF



SHE DUMPED ME THEN

and if your like most ppl then ypou have to by a stanley knife to get the plastic wrapper open and guess what?Yep the Stanley knife is wrapped in plastic too.

maybe jesus may help,
Westside.

[luther]

I used to pull on this with my index finger, having the tin between my big finger and the palm to slow me down if my pulling motion would make the lid to break too fast. Also, rather then pulling once stronger, I would have a few "weak attempts" to ensure I pull with minimal force.

Made me slightly aroused........................Thanks Karin..................

[Forrest]

Made me slightly aroused........................Thanks Karin..................

I thought it was just me.....

[luther]

I thought it was just me.....

You don't make me aroused.............................